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more about #cosmo BitingThrough: My wife showed me that article, but I had to tell her, "not now, 'batin!" more » deuteragonist: I'm about 97% sure that if I tried that belt move, I would hit one of us in the face with it and/or fall over. Also am 100% sure my boyfriend would la... more » a.r.van.sant: One Way to Scare Your Lover - The Amanda Bynes Cover Shot for Cosmo more » roxythekiller: George Lucas called about the cover. He wants his special effects team back. more » AfroJezeBella: What's the article on "Bitch-Slap His Mom" about? more » sequined: Right hand privilege, Jezeditors! What if you man's LEFT HAND is the problem? more » Kayleigh R. Carter: How do you snap a belt sexily? I have tried. It flops around uselessly, flaccid and completely unsexy. Also no I will not grab his belt buckle like t... more » minniebaninnie: I feel like the proportion of Amanda Bynes' film/television work to the number of Amanda Bynes Cosmo covers is severely off. more » RollRoll: I saw the headline 100% HOTTER SEX and all I could think of was "well, there's a really easy way to do that" *blowtorch* more » ladyfalcon is skin deep: My boyfriend and I both have solo sex lives in addition to the (very happy) one we share. It has absolutely never impacted our sex together negatively... more » Gnatalby: I'll be lining my vagina with a female condom made of sandpaper in order to give him the friction he needs. Thanks Cosmo! more » i.m.: "A man's hand can provide a lot more friction than a vagina." If men's hands were better vaginas than vaginas, then...I mean, please, this is stupid.... more » 18thfloor: The bad economy is leaving a lot of guys without jobs, so they sit at home, bored, and start masturbating more often." I am a woman, I have a job, an... more » hatey: Jason Mojica is actually a prize of a man, Jezebel. I know from experience. more » Bunsen Honeydew: It's like Amanda Bynes is a paper doll, and they just attached a new and different hair style to her. From a different paper doll, with different colo... more » Evie Havok: Why is Amanda Bynes even on the cover (as much as I like her she really hasn't done much)? She hasn't done anything for at least three years. The last... more » annebreal: Wow, when I saw this in a thumbnail I thought to myself, "Why on earth is Julie Benz from Dexter on the cover of Cosmo? That's random," then I realize... more » Scout: I have BF Goodrich All-Terrain T/A Km tread lining my vagina. so there. more » Nun Shall Pass: My boyfriend's been laid off since March and I gotta say, his masturbation habits? Not really a concern so much as the fact that he's massively depres... more » DutchessOfDork: What the hell happened to Amanda Bynes? Her head looks like it was planted on another body. She's a gorgeous woman, WTF? more » -
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Cosmo's 50 Ways To Scare Your Lover
If your boyfriend or husband has been laid off recently, beware: All that free time has turned him into a chronic masturbator, and he's singlehandedly (heh) ruining your sex life. Cosmo recommends you crack the whip — literally.
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Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
This month, Cosmo's editors were excited to discover that 71% of men like it when their female partner wants to have sex. We're more worried by what that says about the other 29%.
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November Cosmo: "Bad Girls" Always Bend To Their Boyfriends' Whims
This month's Cosmo is for "sexy bitches only," so don't read on unless you're into topless feather-dusting, armpit kissing, and hog-tying your himbo.
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Self Editor: Photoshopped Mags Just Giving Women What They Want
Self editor Lucy Danziger (pictured) is still making excuses for Photoshopping pop-star Kelly Clarkson. The latest: digital manipulation is simply what readers want!
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Woman's World: Essence & Cosmo Make "A-List"
AdvertisingAge's magazine A-List is not about ad pages or circulation: Winners are magazines which "truly operate as brands." Some mags in the top 10 — The Economist; National Geographic; People — are no-brainers. But Essence and Cosmopolitan are interesting choices: More » -
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Cosmo: Powerful Women Use Their Vaginas, Not Their Voices
In the October issue of Cosmopolitan Megan Fox declares, "Women hold the power because we have the vaginas... If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female you win." The editors say keeping your mouth shut works too!
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Cosmo: Wear Your Dirty Panties Around Your Ponytail
I am mildly obsessed with Cosmo. A while back, I opined that my compulsive need to pull it from the newsstand is due to it being The Onion for feminists. The October issue is living up to that reputation.
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Ladymags Doing Poorly On Newsstands
We may be witnessing the age in which glossy magazines lose their luster. More » -
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Cosmo: Make His Junk Look Like A Face
The September issue of Cosmopolitan seems to have been guest-edited by Captain Obvious, it's so packed with stale, basic tips we learned in fifth grade health class.
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Cosmo: Summer Time Is Science Time
This summer, don't trust your love life to the vagaries of actual human communication. Instead, use Cosmo's ultra-scientific survey to figure out what to do in bed.
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Katy Perry Is Not An "Orgasm Whisperer"…
…Although the August Cosmo cover might lead you to believe so. Also, Sadie says: "I think the hair is supposed to look like Elizabeth Taylor but instead it looks very Delta Burke circa Designing Women, no?" [JustJared] -
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Cosmo: Answers To Unasked Questions, Meanings For Meaningless Actions
The July Cosmo: full of answers to burning questions like, "If I have many partners, will I become loose?" You know, questions that seem too random that they can't possibly be real. Oh, who cares...the joy is in the answers.
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June Cosmopolitan Says Quit Your Bitching
With teen bad girl du jour Blair Waldorf on the cover, Cosmo editors set out to add a dose of high school bitchiness to the June issue. Too bad they forgot their mission after writing the cover lies.
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Seen, Not Heard
According to the new biography of Helen Gurley Brown, the Cosmo Girl was criticized "for not allowing certain subjects into her magazine. These included the existence of children, and topics like AIDS." [NYT] -
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Cosmo's "Sexy Issue" Does Helen Gurley Brown Proud
This month's Cosmo is "The Sexy Issue," meaning that after months of tough investigative reporting and cerebral cultural criticism, Cosmo is finally going to address what we truly care about: "his most dirty-licious fantasies."
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Cosmo's Helen Gurley Brown: Does A Feminist Icon Please Her Man?
"If you're not a sex object, you're in trouble." See, it's quotes like this that tarnish Helen Gurley Brown's otherwise unimpeachable feminist legacy.
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10 Things We Wish Guys Knew We Know
Today, Cosmo's website posted 10 Things Guys Wish We Knew. Guess what: We already knew them! (But, surely, you knew that.) In response we've compiled the 10 Things We Wish Guys Knew We Know.
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Cosmo Says: Cash-Strapped Ladies, Put A Belt On It
April's Cosmo jumps (again) on the recession-era shop-your-closet bandwagon, and lands with a resounding thud.
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Your Life Is Broken: Let Cosmo Fix It
March Cosmopolitan thinks you're unhappy. Maybe it's because you're fat, maybe your boyfriend doesn't love you, maybe your friends are boring. No matter — for every problem, Cosmo has vague, simplistic, or totally weird advice.
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