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more about #cops morninggloria: Is the Chicago PD squad car pictured involved in solving the crime in Connecticut? We have plenty of problems here, guys! Don't road trip to CT! more » midwesternmom: I thought I read yesterday that the Phillies offered to return the ball to the girl. And then I read how much it was worth and my head exploded. more » Ginmar Rienne: You know why women get kicked out under DADT more? Because men who want to fuck them blackmail them with it, then turn them in anyway. And of course, ... more » bess marvin, girl detective: oh belinda neal, if you want to stay with your loser husband, please don't put that in the feminist pile. it's just your choice. that's all. more » LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore: I'm wondering why there's a Chicago police car in the photo. Rapist was from Milford, CT. more » MizJenkins: Doctors from Kansas State University advise that pet owners count calories for their overweight pets... LASSIE WAS A SIZE 12!!! more » AvgElitist: Note to self: If dating a twin, make him get a tattoo. more » cait98: I recently used a female condom for the first time and only have good things to say. I had sex with a guy who's really knowledgeable about these thin... more » bluebears: Did the cops victim kiss him back though? DID SHE???? more » EKane: I would so watch this. I kinda want a carrot gun, so I can shoot delicious baby carrots at people. more » badmutha: So why are all the perps Dawgs? What does this mean? more » I, Zombie Normal: Bunny cop to Chicken lady: "Quit yelling!" Hilarious. Drunk chickens get so out of control, you know? Clucking all over the place, throwing up feed, l... more » pink_orchid_martini: Hilarious! the worms driving cars reminds me of richard scarry books. more » casi nadie: heeheehee . . . bunny cops. rabbits are actually quite aggressive when it comes to defending their young. they'll growl. that's they only sound they c... more » Shamrockette: The cats are showing off their teets! SOMEONE GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE, STAT! more » -
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Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4
• A former policeman from Connecticut has been charged with raping his brother's girlfriend by impersonating his twin. The victim was initially fooled, but noticed during the rape that he lacked a tattoo. She says Rohrig continued the assualt. • More »
