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more about #coolio more comments → NerD: Blattella: I hope this goes well. I've always liked Coolio. My mom has a picture with her and Coolio on her mantle. It's right next to my graduation picture. more » booter26: I was really excited during the brief moments (okay, not that brief) when I had confused the now irrelevant in any genre former rappers turned "actor... more » annebreal: If anyone should be offended by this, it's Rachael Ray. Didn't she corner the market on obnoxious, elaborately named recipes? Who's next? Paris Hilton... more » sensitivitycop: My fave's are: meth lab lasagna: day old bread covered in ketchup with melted govt. cheese pot brownies: this one is easy - just eat the raw powder ... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: "This is sunflower oil. Very low in fat" LOLOLOL more » o-line: I'm pretty sure Ghettitalian is the Italian word for "cooked in a dirty microwave at a convenience store." His Carne de la Frutti is a recipe for a cr... more » hannahanloveyoulongtime: I will watch this only if every episode starts with "Aww here it goes." And features Kel. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I am hoping that his chef career takes off just so he can square off against Weird Al on Iron Chef. more » xgurl3eb: my mom once made me return his cd because "if i knew what the words meant i wouldn't like it". does the same apply to his cookbook? more » badmutha: Shakazulu? REALLY? more » GreyCat: Recipe for staying relevant: 1 c. attention whore 3 T overused stereotypes 1/4 c. tired jokes (diced) 1/2 tsp camera 4 whole paparazzi Salt and pepp... more » madeofawesome: You can't really blame him. He's been spending most his life living in a gangsta's paradise. more » TheJerseyDevil: Did anyone else read the Liza quote as ominous? As in "the autopsy is going to reveal something really shocking about Michael Jackson's body"? more » scandalouskiki: I didn't watch the Farrah Fawcett special, but I thought it was more about raising awareness of a lesser-known kind of cancer and less about how she c... more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Also? Liza, I love you. The voice of reason. She's completely right. more » -
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Coolio Cooks “Drunk-Ass Chicken” And “Mozzarella For The Pimpish Fella”
Are you a salad eatin' bitch? If so, Coolio has a great recipe! In an article I can only describe as three pages of what the fuck, the Daily Beast takes us inside Coolio's fight to become a celebrity chef. More » -
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Jackson Family Ready To Fight For Custody Of Michael's Children
- Michael Jackson's family is reportedly ready to fight his ex-wife (and mother of two of his children) Debbie Rowe for custody, as they believe that Rowe was never truly involved and that the kids should stay "within the family."[TMZ]
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Woman Who Texted Chris Brown Was His Manager; Idol Urges Voters To Ring Sex Number
- Sources say the woman who texted Chris Brown, "triggering" the assault on Rihanna was his manager Tina Davis, 40, who is rumored to have had a relationship with Brown when he was 16. [TMZ]
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Chris Brown Arrested For (Allegedly) Assaulting Rihanna
- Instead of appearing at the Grammy Awards, Chris Brown - seen at left with Rihanna at a pre-Grammy party - was arrested for a felony battery.
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Jeremy Piven Poisoned? Sounds Fishy, Say Experts
- None other than the National Fisheries Institute has responded to Entourage actor Jeremy "Thermometer" Piven's claims that he has suffered from mercury poisoning.
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Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez: Domestic Violence?
- Has the fighting between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony has turned physical? Yes, according to Star.
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Michael Jackson Has 6 Months To Live?
- Michael Jackson is dying, according to the oh-so-reliable National Enquirer.
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Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
- Last night TMZ reported that Lindsay & Sam broke up. [TMZ]
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Did Scientology "Kill" John Travolta's Son?
- So many questions about John Travolta's late son: Could Jett have been saved? Was he autistic? Is Scientology to blame? [Mirror]
