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more about #cookie gobblegirl: Emme looks sunburnt. I'm jealous (of the sun, not the burn...I wear spf 45). more » kkatt: Aw Emme - if you have two different blacks, don't wear them together. I mean, I do that because I can't afford a new suit for work but you're famous a... more » J.D.Regent: I'm just going to out and out declare Tracy Anderson my nemesis. It's that bad. more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Tracy Anderson, what are you doing to your boobahs? more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Isn't cookie another word for sex?, Maybe that's the memo/invite these ladies got. Show us your goods girls. No, children's event, thus inapropriate F... more » Maritsa: Is Tracy Anderson going to use this photo for her Christmas card? "They called me nip!" more » katekate is squared: Does Tracy Anderson work for the CIA? Does she think her breasts are terrorists? That's the only explanation for her torturing them like that. more » PrettyPrettyPrincess: Ms. Anderson, I highly recommend either the shiny eyeshadow OR the bondage boobs. It's almost like you are wearing two purses - you only need one, my ... more » daisen-in: I think Uma's jacket in the first shot is eminently covetable as well. more » Rosaxé: Miss Uma -- When in real life does anyone open their mouth that wide? more » ellaesther: And to think I felt a little odd about walking into my kids' school this morning showing a little bit of cleavage. Which is actually odd itself, now t... more » schweppes: This reminds me of a frenemy who wore a skanky, cleavage-heavy outfit to a bridal shower and thought herself to be the hottest girl at the ball. Sinc... more » daisen-in: Aww, man. You'd think the "Smart Cookie" award would be the time to flaunt your Phi Beta Kappa pin, not your cleavage. more » femaledwightschrute: Also, this event is brought to you by the letter C. more » dreamweave: Ms. Anderson, you frighten me. more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: That last one reminds me of a mammogram. PAINFUL. more » linnyt is a walking cliché: the little girl is cute but isn't she a little young for makeup? the dress and hair are adorable. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I feel sorry for Tracy's breasts. more » Jello Mix: If I was seated at a table with Lynn Whitfield, I would spend the entire night trying to shoot little rolled up bits of tissues down her cleavage. more » tscheese: Full disclosure: I want Uma's outfit right now. The puff sleeves would make me look like a seven-foot-tall linebacker goth nun, but I still want it. more » -
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Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
Cookie mag's 3rd Annual Smart Cookie Awards, held at NYC's Lincoln Center last night, brought out a lot of glam moms, and some great clothes. And did we mention the decolletage? More »
