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more about #contests more comments → I, Zombie Normal: Can we reconfigure it to be a pop-up book? I know it isn't a picture book, but work with me here. You can read some lies about the campaign, then go t... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Is this a hardcover edition? (is there a hardcover edition?) If so, carefully separate the dust jacket from the novel, then set aside for later use. T... more » asthenia1: The way the "fold lines" appear in the pic, the letters inside spell "a rape ali" (almost ally...plus an "n" but ignore it.) Coincidence? more » suddenvalley: I would suggest using the jacket to re-cover another book, like "The Communist Manifesto", "On the Origin of Species", or "And Tango Makes Three", and... more » Jack_Burton: I'd probably tie fishing line to it, place it near groups of anti-abortion protesters in front of clinics. When they went to pick it up, I'd pull the ... more » sangmo: Hope u didn't pay more than $4.99, which was the Amazon price.. So far the best idea I've read is hollowed out to keep one's weed :) more » TubOfTaft: You know, toilet paper is kinda expensive. more » darabday: Taking the book all over the world "Flat Stanley" style and letting it visit every Planned Parenthood, Gay Pride Parade and Strip club in all 50 state... more » mbprice: I have a name for the contest! I have a name for the contest! "Rogues Gallery" You heard it here first! more » rodmanstreet: Hollow it out and use it as a free condom dispensary in the high school nurse's office. more » samethingwedoeverynightpinky: I was going to suggest redlining it and using it as a teaching tool in beginning composition and rhetoric classes by reviewing the edited and critique... more » Dodgergirl: Oh, this is going to be fun. Is there a deadline for submission? more » Diziet_Sma: Diamond-shred it and use it for confetti at a gay wedding. I'm not going to a gay wedding any time soon, but if someone is - feel free to use that idea. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Oooh the ideas are flowing and flowing freely! I just submitted my entry but forgot to include my screen name, but I DID attach my email account to m... more » BeckySharper: Whew! I'm relieved to hear it, Anna. I hated to think of you plowing through that soul-deadening mess without some cake. more » -
#solicitations
Contest: Your Turn To Go Rogue
Yesterday, a few of our readers wondered if we paid actual money for the copy of Going Rogue we reviewed. We did, but you can win it back — to turn into awesome Palin art. Details after the jump. More » -
#guessinggames
Say My Name, Say My Name
As a big fan of advertising icons, I'm intrigued by the contest to guess Mrs. Butterworth's first name. Is it wrong to hope it's not Mary? Xiomara, Zahara, or Quintana FTW! [EW] -
#ducttape
Sticky Situation
Duct Tape sponsors an annual competition, "Stuck at Prom", in which high school students make duct tape formalwear. The incentive? Scholarship money - and, one presumes, a totally waterproof gown. [Mental-Floss] -
