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more about #contest more comments → NotChoinski: I'll gladly participate for $15.99 more » whats_in_a_name: Anybody want to take odds that option number 2 would be the closest Palin has ever been to a condom in her life? more » scullymurphy: I voted 2 solely for the spanking sex workers image. more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: I love #2 for its pure spite. The potential photo-ops are amazing. more » Lymed: How did I miss the opportunity to submit my homage to Andy Warhol? 1. Cover floor with tarp. 2. Place copy of Going Rogue on tarp 3. Open can of Camp... more » curiousgeorgiana: If number 2 wins, the book must be featured on a Southern Decadence parade float. I would post a picture, but NSFW. more » SomeAuthorGirl: This is really difficult. I'm going to need to meditate on this for a bit. ETA: I voted. But I want to say that it was not easy. more » boobookitteh: They're all winning ideas. I'm voting for number 2 only because the thought of posing it with condoms - or better - with a real live communist, amus... more » badmutha: I can't decide. I really relate to number 1, since I have lived in a similar environment, and the critters do surprise you with their treatment of art... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): This is a toughie, because I love the idea of Palin-as-Litter-to-Feral-Cats and the Truthy version of the book... but terrible inappropriate photos wi... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I like the Decomposition idea the best. Why, you ask? Well it's like this: Have you heard the one about how Twinkies can survive all sorts of physical... more » phantom lady: Number 2 could almost be turned into a Flat Stanley - mail it around to Jez's the world over with all sorts of inappropriate (to SP) photos taken and ... more » vulcanized: I want to see 1 and 2 both so badly that I will pay for a second copy of the book so there can be two winners. Seriously. more » Eleanor Ramilly: Definitely #1: "I think it is truly fitting for what the book is- a piece of garbage." Agreeeeed. #2 is a hilarious idea, but would it really happe... more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: "so that the sentences actually tell the truth" Good luck with that one. more » -
#solicitations
Going Rogue Contest: You Be The Judge
So we've narrowed the Going Rogue contest down to three finalists, and we'd like you to vote on the winner. Read the choices after the jump: More » -
#thebrightspot
"I'm A Girl Who Comes Too Fast"
Susie and Aretha Bright believe that mother-daughter teamwork is the answer for all your sex advice needs. Questions? Send them to sexperts@jezebel.com.
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#oldiesbutgoodies
Um...The One On The Right?
"Which is the mother?" asks Physical Culture's odd 1930 "mothers and daughters who look like sisters" contest. Mrs. Iveen Lawrence and daughters stay youthful by avoiding alcohol and cigarettes, eating a healthy diet, and by being "ardent physical culturists." [ModernMechanix] -
#contest
You've selected a winner for WE TV's Bridezillas Worst Bridesmaid Dress Contest!
By a landslide, the bridesmaid at Mrs.Havisham's wedding is your pick for the ugliest bridesmaid dress. She'll be compensated fully for this taffeta, short sleeved nightmare, courtesy of Jezebel and WE TV's Bridezillas. More » -
#contest
"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me." ~ Ayn Rand
We've narrowed down our worst bridesmaid dress submissions to 3 finalists and now we'll need you to employ your keen fashion sense to help choose our winner (or loser, depending on how you want to look at it!). More » -
#contest
Where's your submission for our Worst Bridesmaid Dress contest?
Come on, we know that most of you have one hidden away somewhere! More » -
#contest
Calling all reluctant bridesmaids, yes, we're talking to YOU
So not only did you get to fork over hundreds of dollars for a shower, a plane ticket, and a fancy wedding gift, but you also had the privilege of overpaying for a tacky dress you'll never, ever wear again. Ah the joys of being a bridesmaid. More » -
