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more about #conrad more comments → hfree: I thought that the Madonna ad would be from the same series as the Keith Richards, Mikael Gorbachev, and Coppolas ads--all shot by Annie Leibowitz wit... more » NefariousNewt: The Madonna ad is like a single cell from a very bad French arthouse movie. more » GeorgeFayne: Re lace tights: Most of them lake your legs look diseased, but the Agent Provocateur ones in the slideshow are the hotness. more » morninggloria: The Jays do not approve of your dead eyes and unconvincing body language, Madge. more » tscheese: Madonna: You are undeniably very fit and it's obvious you work hard for it. Good for you. You have iconic status, scads of money, and lots of personal... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): What to get the snob who has everything? Why, an Armani peen! "To attain such exceptional smoothness, botox is used initially before the final polish ... more » stacyinbean: Erm, why did my entire Jezebel just turn BLUE? more » cuteasabutton: This Christmas I will be giving all my family and friends the blue Bic Medium Ballpoint Pen. What will make that pen so much nicer to hold and makes t... more » badmutha: The minimalist Christmas tree? Celebrashun,ur doin it wrong. more » hortense: Remember when Madonna used to wear pants? Or am I the only old person who can recall such a time? more » bluebears: Dear Madonna, Please for the love of god buy a pear of pants already. It's not cute. BB more » GoodBadNotEvil: Oh for god's sake, Lela Rose, they are KIDS. I'm sorry if they're matchy-ness is not fashion forward enough for you. more » Samanthrax: Oh, LV... small request. If you can just create an ad that would stop making Ohio women buy your ugly brown logo purses, I would be up in the goddamne... more » Sukie in the Graveyard: ZOE! Eeee! I could die - I really could die. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): And I thought I was the only one with the Muppets-as-underwear fetish. Thanks, Madonna. I feel much better now. more »
