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more about #conanobrien more comments → sableized (sister europe): See, it's... just... Look, a crazy old actor who once played a lawyer with mad cow disease can get away with this kind of thing. Someone running for ... more » Jack_Burton: Well, now. That kind of says it all, doesn't it. She makes Shatner look good. more » hughman: And Conan inches even closer to becoming Leno Light. more » ElleL: I still think she wants to levy this into more of an Oprah-esque career than President. At least, this is what I have to tell myself every night to k... more » keldo: Nice effort but Shatner rules. He's brilliant, he can take a joke and he can mock himself. Palin - none of the above. more » LaComtesse: If I thought she had no more political ambitions, that would have been charming. Shatner's reading was still better. more » CollegeCamel: Wow, Shatner's book sounds like a trip. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I now want to Read William Shatner's book. Still don't want to read Going Rogue. Captain Kirk wins. more » morninggloria: She is herpes on America's labia- she's never going away. more » NerD: Blattella: Somewhere out there, Andy Kaufman is laughing, and laughing and laughing. more » funnyface: Now I'm wondering how I could turn my dog's prodigious licking into an art career. Edible paints on canvas? more » ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): I felt bad for Conan while watching this. I love dogs with every ounce of my soul but that pup was yapping enough to even prevent Coco from cracking a... more » hughman: my dog's artistic expression involves berets, espresso and gitanes at a local cafe. also, muttered disdain for jeff koons. more » wtfox?!: My dog is awesome at clawing and chewing and ripping things up... It's about time I turned this to my financial advantage. Dog, it's time to get to w... more » mariamariamaria: I looooove seeing her on interviews! She is just the most adorable little thing. The only interview I've seen where she seemed a little flat was the... more » -
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Sarah Palin Drops By The Tonight Show To Seek Revenge On William Shatner
Seeking "revenge" on William Shatner for his readings of Going Rogue on The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien, Sarah Palin showed up on the program herself last night to read a few excerpts from Shatner's autobiography. Clip after the jump. More » -
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"Tillie The Artist Dog" Causes Chaos On Conan
A dog named Tillie who "creates art" will go down in history as one of the least cooperative talk show guests of all time. Tillie is actually a performance artist intent on making a mockery of both art and television. More » -
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Taylor Lautner Breaks Down Three Types Of Twihards
The Buff werewolf has it down to a science: There's the screamer, the crier and the fainter. (He left out the sigher, the huffer, the eyeroller.) Oh, and remember when Taylor was posing wet on the beach? Guess what: More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#gonerogue
Palin Admits She's A "Quitter," Never Went To Hockey Games
Last month, Conan O'Brien exposed Barack Obama as a raging misogynist. Last night, however, Conan's mash-up of Sarah Palin's Oprah interview confirmed conservatives' worst fears: Palin "wasn't qualified" for office and she and Todd "love unprotected sex." Clip at left. More » -
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Gabby Sidibe On Her 'N Sync Obsession: "I Know, I Know, I'm Totally Geeky!"
In a hilarious interview on last night's Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien, Gabby Sidibe recalled her hardcore teenage obsession with 'N Sync, admitting that she attended 23 concerts and that she knows all of their birthdays. Clip after the jump. More » -
#nolaughingmatter
Guess How Many Female Writers There Are On Late Night?
The New York Times' Bill Carter crunched the numbers on how many women there are in late night comedy writers' rooms. As you might guess, it's pretty ugly. (And, as it turns out, smelly). More » -
#finalfrontier
Shatner's Poetic Reading Of Levi's Tweets
Levi Johnston often ponders the nature of the universe with Tweets like, "maybe I don't exist and it only seems like I do," so it's fitting that William Shatner performed his microblogs on last night's Tonight Show. Clip at left. -
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#sexistinchief
Barack Obama Is Secretly A Raging Sexist
In a mostly hilarious mash-up of President Obama's remarks last week during an interview about women in America, Conan O'Brien reveals that the president is every bit the sexist PUMAs always claimed he was! More » -
#dirtbag
A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested; Reznor Married
- Someone broke into Kourtney Kardashian's home on Saturday night, taking thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Hollywood: Step up your security! [TMZ]
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#dirtbag
Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
- The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.
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#birthpains
Michelle Obama Discovers Big Bird Is A Birther
In an inspired Conan bit last night, Big Bird confronts Michelle Obama with the right-wing's craziest conspiracy theories about Barack. As usual, she handles it with grace. (Can we call those people "the basket bunch" now? It fits!) Clip above. -
#dirtbag
Justin & Jess Still On; Natalie Portman Is Team Polanski
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Photographed holding hands on Monday. A source says they've been vacationing together in Santa Barbara; As for Justin and Rihanna?
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Jon Krasinski & Conan O'Brien Do "The Marionette"
Steve Carell dared Jon Krasinski to do his marionette impression on The Tonight Show last night, and it looked so fun Conan joined in. Look for it on dance floors soon! Clip above. -
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Drew & Conan Compare Head Injuries
Conan's first guest since his concussion was Whip It! director Drew Barrymore. Drew shared a montage of ladies falling during filming that would seem misogynistic in any other context, and she and Conan bonded over post-concussive stupidity. Clip above. -
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Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
A Glamour poll about the most "totes hot" guys on late night TV sent Stephen into a Ben & Jerry's-fueled shame spiral yesterday evening. More » -
#dirtbag
Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
- Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:
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#dirtbag
Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
- Conan O'Brien landed in the hospital yesterday due to an injury sustained during a Tonight Show stunt. A source says O'Brien was "running down a flight of stairs when he slipped and banged his head, possibly sustaining a concussion." [E!]
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Tim Gunn Horrified By Unfashionable Footwear
Tim Gunn has voiced his distaste for the plastic-y clogs known as Crocs before, but last night he let Conan O'Brien know how he really feels. Put your hooves away, people! -
#dirtbag
Tina Wins An Emmy, Elton Considers Adoption, And VH1 Steps Back From Reality
- Tina Fey won the Emmy for Best Guest Actress in a Comedy last night for her portrayal of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live.Accepting the award, Fey thanked her parents, "who are lifelong Republicans, for their patience." [AP]
