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more about #communism more comments → Lymed: From the perspective of the benefit of the country as a whole, wouldn't it make more sense to give priority to younger men who have more years to repr... more » bowleserised: Welcome to socialist healthcare! more » gertymac: I love the disclaimer always associated with medicines/treatments for this sort of thing: "only use this product if you are healthy enough for sexual ... more » Agumen: I know this is supposed to be just a joke article, but I have a serious question. The implants they're talking about are for men with penile injuries... more » morninggloria: I won't be satisfied until science has discovered a way to give men the ability to jizz in different colors. I'm tired of pearl necklaces. Throw me ... more » femme-bot: But I thought Cuban Cigars were supposed to be the best? more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): The era of Fidel Castrate is truly over! more » FroderickFronkensteen: Oh good, I was so worried about those penises not being satisfied. Now we can move on to other important issues like that health care thingy. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: The best thing is that it can be an insert "dick" joke, an "insert dick" joke, or a "dick insert" joke. Comedy trifecta! more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: Maybe if we add that to the covered procedures for the public option the republicans will vote for it. It's hard to imagine any of them bigger dicks ... more » mypsychoticself: When these guys offer health care, they don't dick around. ... On a more serious note, how do we not have free health care yet? more » BearDownCBears: Big deal. I live in DC and we have tons of dick transplants. They work on K Street. more » Hiroine Protagonist: One of the Canadian polikticians I follow on facebook had his status message congratulating the PRC for 60 years. I...don't know about that. Is this s... more » mertstart: I'm living in Beijing right now and caught the parade on TV (like over a billion other of us). For weeks, they've been practicing this huge parade and... more » l'analogie: I hope someone has made sure she understands how lucky she is to be able to even attend an event such as this. Hong Kong is the only place in China t... more » -
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Cuban authorities announced that they are offering free penis implants to men whose "sexual suffering does not respond positively to traditional treatments." While over-40s and those with diabetes are given first priority, the government program will soon be expanded. [Independent] -
