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more about #coke sarrible: You know, I bet if Jennifer Aniston wanted a baby, she'd adopt one or just buy some sperm. Lady's rich. If she wanted kids, she'd have kids. Maybe Ka... more » Dave J.: ZOMG they had sex while the kids were sleeping?? Isn't that better than having sex while the kids were awake? Seriously, I'm a parent of two little ki... more » lalaland13: Ladies, do not have sex without a condom. Or with anyone who was ever on a reality show, with a few exceptions (like Project Runway). Next up for Jo... more » Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: "Apparently Rob and Kristen have "raw animal lust" for each other..." Lovely, do us a favor, devour each other and go away. I'll chip in for the A1 s... more » cheshirecatfish: Clules? Did anyone else read that as 'Clueless' and then laugh their heads off? more » TheUptightMidwesterner: EWWW! Now I am never going to be able to have another coke-fueled threesome again without thinking of Jon Gosselin!!! more » MizJenkins: Um...Kathryn Heigl's baby(!) adopted a special needs child? Now that's news. more » overnightly: Like Mariah, I too would be quite happy eating fried chicken with a side of macaroni and cheese every day. more » hydrogen_jukebox: Not for nothin', but I don't want to hear about Jon Gosselin having sex with anyone. At all. In any circumstance. Especially not the ones described.... more » SkipToMyLou: Aw, Mariah looks like circa Dreamlover with the curly hair. I like it! Truly an improvement over every stomach-sucking pose she's pulled in a pink Hel... more » MissyMcCLung: If it is so easy to tell someone's weight by just looking at them, why exactly does my doctor ever weigh me? more » Yahtzii: If Mariah Carey still looks fabulous, has a hot husband, and is eating copious amounts of cheese, I somehow doubt that she is as miserable as Star cla... more » colormeroutine: I call bullshit on the octomom story- no one with 14 kids would have the time to do a sit-up more » lucyjae: Ew Ali Lohan, please don't taint Jason Segal with your Lohaness, and also your being underage. more » bluebears: Dude, Ali Lohan is FIFTEEN! Instead of blaming the older sister who clearly has her own problems how about blaming (and holding accountable) the clubs... more » GreyEminence: "Mariah loves cheese." "Raw animal lust." "Fresh cutting marks." Someone could string together isolated snippets from these magazines and make an awe... more » sleepeatread: Pretty sure having eight kids is enough of a workout for anyone... more » morninggloria: No wonder so many ladies seem to want to bang Jon Gosselin-- no sperm = no money spent on birth control. Mystery solved. more » lilbobbytables: Ok, the OK! cover is perhaps the worst photoshop of all time. That may be hyperbole, but not by much! more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I think the bigger story in OK! is that the hell happened to the right side of Kristen Stewart's face, which appears to have slipped temporarily into ... more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn all kinds of valuable information. For instance: How Jon Gosselin talks ladies into having condom-less sex! Which ab exercises Nadya "Octomom" Suleman likes! Which bars let in 15-year-old Ali Lohan!
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