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more about #coffins more comments → greensno: want doctor who to remain male for the sole purpose of having nerdy eye candy. UNLESS, they do something interesting with the companion. more » I, Zombie Normal: Pfft, PETA coffins. If they really cared about animals, they would get carved up and fed to wild animals. Let's pour a little blood out for our animal... more » Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203): the pic of teh kitteh HAD to be put up. EPIC NOM! more » returnofthemac: Wow double whammy on the afib my mom was diagnosed at a young age with it.....and I'm an ex-bartender so well uhh uknow....I like trying new recipes! ... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Replace "forced to have sex" with "rape", plz more » Snowbunny: $75 is really cheap for a coffin. Some of coffins can run into the thousands price tag wise. My grandpa insisted in his will that he not have a coffi... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Nothing says loving memorial like "Dead Meat" painted onto your coffin. more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Wait, so PETA has found a niche-market in vegan graverobbers? more » gherkinfiend: How does advertising on something that will be buried or burned work? Was someone having a laugh at PETA's expense when they suggested this? more » NardaCalvus: Correction: the COFFIN isn't $75, that's the amount that's donated to PETA (out of a whopping $620). So, PETA is screwing you all the way to the grave. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Chloroforming my tits is how I got my man to the altar. more » BluebellaElliot: Party crashers like the ones mentioned above are the epitome of loser to me. Why can't they throw their own damn parties! more » Penny: Apparently I should have had, like, 386 strokes by now. more » Penny: The ex-boyfriend of a 20-year-old woman in Florida (who can't remember his last name) stole a wig off of the woman's head while riding a bicycle. Has ... more »
