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more about #cocosumner more comments → TurtleSpeak: Damnit Chima, I was rooting for you. Who the hell am I supposed to root for now? It's a cast of duds... Grumble, grumble. more » xuatastic: i think the only team that approves of spencer is team douche. For he is their King. more » AmbiguouslyGayUno: On the bright side, maybe we'll see Spencer's machine gun cake on Cake Wrecks soon. more » JinxyMcDeath: What in the fuckity fuck happened to Chima!? I can't wait!!!! more » HighSchoolFearleader: At first I thought it said "Tyra eats cat's frozen dinners" and I thought to myself "Wow, I didn't know they made frozen dinners for cats". Oh, Sunday... more » Nariel: So I keep hearing about how good Mad Men is, and I'm planning to rent it on dvd as soon as I'm finished with Arrested Development. I'm trying to decid... more » Never_Nude: District 9 was incredible. I highly recommend. more » anibundel: Posh Spice is apparently personally managed by Simon Fuller, who is now the head honcho at idol since Nigel left to concentrate on SYTYCD prior to th... more » JessaFields: Oh, Amy. Stay away from Blake! more » girlnamedblue: Speidi, As a member of team cake, I feel it is my duty to ask you to cease and desist dragging cake into your pictures and stories. Not ALL publicity ... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: Wow. Giving your spouse a (most likely free) copy of your Playboy issue. Now that is love. more » Nariel: Why does Spencer need yet another copy of it? I'm sure the 27 framed copies in their house, not including the life-sized one above their Holy Christia... more » sybann: Russell Brand, stop making me like you right now! more » rednrowdy: tyra's show is sooooooooooooo ricki lake with better hair and makeup. more » brinkswomanship: Other nominations for WTF moments in recent movies: Quantum of Solace: Bond villian's master plan is buying water Tropic Thunder: Director stands on l... more » -
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Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
- Breaking the hearts of every boy I went to elementary, middle, and high school with, Alyssa Milano married her boyfriend of three years, David Bugliari, in New Jersey yesterday. Bugliari's good friend, Bradley Cooper was in attendance. [People]
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Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
- A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]
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Heidi Montag Plans To Unleash Miniature Spencer Pratt Army On The World
- Oh, yikes. According to Stephanie Pratt her brand new sister-in-law, Heidi Montag wants "four boys, four Spencer Pratts!" Creepy flesh colored beard enthusiasts across the country are no doubt celebrating this slightly terrifying news. [USWeekly]
