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more about #cocktails ideas of light: Coconut rum and no mixers in the house except for Sunset Blush Franzia. The result: Frumzia. It was actually sort of delicious, considering. It was ... more » wheresthebread: Once, at my university's annual weekend long pishfest (this is in scotland...heh), I failed in a drinking game. The punishment was cheapest vodka and ... more » Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: Related, speaking as a high school senior, I cannot wait to be through with high school-party-alcohol. So help me god. more » lmathewsla: In college my roommate and I didn't have enough milk to finish making waffles. We substituted the rest with Southern Comfort and then added sprinkles... more » rah29: You know what should have been terrible but was actually brilliant? My friend's home-brewed absinthe. I've honestly never had an absinthe that compare... more » geisha1010: A few people I work with (in a bar) came up with the brilliant idea of Fear Factor. In a game of dice, cards, darts, etc, the loser is punished with a... more » Seize: One of my friends just put a shot and a half of vodka in some hard cider. Someone comment on this and I'll tell you how it went in the morning. more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Last year, a bunch of my friends who had a thing for making home brew and they made one that was the color of pale anti-freeze. Their home brew involv... more » spamanda: I still think Zima and Jolly Ranchers is one of the grossest things ever. Once we didnt' have Jolly Ranchers, so we used lollipops. With sticks. Ah,... more » zayante: The absolute worst drink I ever had was my sophomore year: My roommate mixed me a drink of two shots of vodka, Country Time lemonade, and powdered mil... more » BarnabyJones: Same story as many here already - at a party in college and the liquor cabinet was running low. All that was left was Bailey's, Lemoncello, and grenad... more » Hell on Heels: I make a signature punch that my friends have taken to referring to as "Long Island Sangria," and while it's actually delicious, I think that with its... more » eatsshootsleaves: Luckily I had a friend who was pretty good at making cocktails -- otherwise we'd stick to screwdrivers and Cuba Libres. The worst drink I had? Waterm... more » Hell on Heels: One night in college, we decided to do shots of Chodka: vodka with an artistic swirl of Hershey's chocolate syrup. I wish I could say we had run out ... more » Cimorene: Dear Margaret, Underage Wellesley Students, if I recall correctly, made use of the fake cranberry juice cocktail from the dining halls as well. The sm... more » LadyNo Fondles Sweaters: On the vernal equinox of my 20th year, we got shitfaced on vodka, cranberry juice and Sunny D. And that is how "Vernie the Equal Ox" was born. more » SaturdaysChild: We have a trashy Halloween party every year, and we invite our friends to bring their favorite trashy drinks as well.My two favorites? A punch called ... more » SouthernSatine: In desperation one night, I made some sort of vile concoction out of Everclear, Kool aid powder and Sprite. My friends called it "rocket fuel" and the... more » Dorilys: My husband used to empty the last drops of any bottle of liquor into an old El Toro bottle. By mid year, there was a good inch-inch and a half of mix... more » crustaceangirl: The Wild Thunder: Wild Turkey and Dr. Thunder (Sam's club version of Dr. Pepper). Actually, that one is pretty good. I think the worst I've ever witn... more » -
#barftending
McNuggetinis, "Church Wine," And Other Beverages One Should Never Imbibe
The recent popularity — or meta-popularity — of the McNuggetini has led us to consider that mainstay of high school parties and apparently beyond: the really gross drink. More » -
#sterlingsilver
No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
At Christina Hendricks' holiday party last weekend she served her guests, including Jon Hamm, shrimp skewers and a cocktail she invented. She's shared the recipe for her Corzo Pumpkin Spice Cocktail, which is served in a martini glass, naturally. [People] -
#clips
Martha Stewart Thinks Joan Holloway Looks Old
Christina Hendricks — Mad Men's Joan — was making cocktails on Martha Stewart's show today, which should have been fun. But the segment was a little strange. More » -
#miamisocial
Ladies Night
We're all about the idea of Golden Girls cocktails (hell, we're all about a Golden Girls-themed bar), but we suspect they could handle something a little stiffer...we've always seen Blanche as an Amaretto Sour girl. [BuzzFeed] -
#ontherocks
"Who Wants The Hand That Rocks The Cradle Mixing Whisky Sours?"
Women and alcohol? Horrors! Cock-tale of woe, straight-up. More » -
