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more about #cocaine PhillyLass: You know what? If I found myself in a subway car with a lunatic like the one described in the NYC incident, I would hope like hell that it was being o... more » i'm a bottle: I'd buy a picture with me standing next to Sarah Palin -- with the credit card I swiped from her purse on the way out. more » Acquanetta: I would pay 15 bucks for a photo of Sarah Palin standing next to me. I'll be the one wearing the "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt. more » Jack_Burton: I almost went to see Palin "for shts and giggles" yesterday, but the images on the TV news of many people camped out at the Costco discouraged me. St... more » LouisiAnna: Please, Jezebel.com. I beg of you, I love the Round-Up but it's impossible to read in this style. Why can't it be published like the Dirtbag? I have t... more » heavymetalkarma: Please, please please format this page differently! Bullet points would do the trick. More spacing. I want to read it but a lack of paragraphs makes m... more » nerdycellist: You don't want to know how much I paid to have my picture taken with William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy. But I'd still pay twice that before I gave Sar... more » Spike49: Does anyone have positive stories about experiences with a doula? My only interactions have been negative (a close friend had her doula leave midway t... more » PaintedTrollop: If the sport of ski jumping isn't well enough developed for women, shouldn't the Olympic Committee close down the men's program, too? more » joiful: Of course the police don't think foul play was involved. Black women don't get abducted, they simply go missing, indefinitely. Just like the little g... more » yvanehtnioj: Swiss women couldn't even vote in national elections until 1971. How did I not know this? What the what? more » lurkerbynature: Sarah Palin . . . charging for photos at events, just like such stellar, current media figures as Lou Ferrigno. Although, last I checked, getting you... more » whats_in_a_name: Sarah Palin: learning from amusement parks since 2009. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: If I were to play his DS, would I be having a lesbian affair with his wife? more » bananaballs: Oh my. Don't read the comments on the linked Post article (about the rape) unless you want your blood to boil. I hate my state today. more » mrsryan: I like Whitney, and I admire the fact that she was able to get her life and career back from the brink, but that interview was so awesomely self-impor... more » robotwaste: There's no coming back from Celebrity Fit Club. more » Anna: Guys there's something wrong with our video system - tech has been alerted more » metamaid: aaahhh!! is jezebel doing a snowboarding version of rick-rolling us?? more » Bunsen Honeydew: Wait a minute.. this is just extreme sports and Nickelback. Two of my least favorite things. Tracie, how could you do this to me? I thought we were pa... more » -
#leftovers
Take A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon
• Cameras and recording devices have been banned from all of Sarah Palin's book tour appearances, but a spokesman announced people can pose with her and buy a copy later online for $15 and up. • More » -
#beingbobbybrown
Bobby Brown: "Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug"
The Insider scored an exclusive interview with Bobby Brown to get his reaction to his ex-wife Whitney Houston's explosive two-day interview on Oprah. Bobby is plotting his own comeback, which includes joining the cast of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club. More » -
#miamivices
Kourtney & Khloe: Drugs & Dykes
Those Kardashians love their alliteration. On last night's episode, Khloe had an experience with pseudo-cocaine possession when she found a vial of it in her store's dressing room. Kourtney had an experience with pseudo-lesbianism when she befriended a bisexual woman. More » -
#bananas
Apeeling?
A German supermarket employee opened two boxes of bananas to find them filled with more than 60 pounds of cocaine worth $2 million. "This is obviously a matter of a logistical mistake," said an agent. [CNN] -
