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more about #clothes more comments → Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Is anyone else bothered by that comment from the "well endowed"(huge rack?) woman? Her point about how scaling things up is not enough is well taken,... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I love the irony of that last comment, wanting to banish the article to Jezebel. Because at Jezebel we hate and banish other points of view in order ... more » scullymurphy: Ugh! I just clicked on the links attached to the article and I'm sorry but those clothes are not cute or hip! Why even write the article, Chronicle, ... more » MargaretMoony: Serously, sometimes going shopping makes me want to burst into tears because there are so little options. more » LoSpaz: Proportion seems like a key skill missing from the repertoires of most mass-market designers these days. I feel if more people designing for the masse... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I recently had to buy some dress pants for an interview and because I had lost a size or two I now had to shop in the "regular" sizes in the departmen... more » SarahHeartburn: This fits into the more general problem of unrealistic sizing/marketing for women's clothing, period. A lot of plus size stuff is made for very large ... more » BestEuphemismEver: Hands up who had to clothe themselves as a teenager in the middle-aged ladies department store? That, plus thrifting, sewing, and just wearing the sam... more » jgh: They're going to wear easily identifiable markers now? Sweet! Now I know who to avoid. more » sybann: Nothing says "I am a scrotum" quite like a polo with breasts that look like balls embroidered on it. more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: they do look like warty balls, or a pimply butt. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: As I look at this picture I have realized that there is nothing sadder than a grown man wearing a shirt adorned with embroidered tits. more » Snowbunny: Wow. I thought nothing could be worse than those giant, rat horses Ralph Lauren tried to rock. Good job world, once again you prove to me that I mig... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Honestly, I think this is awesome. I have notoriously bad jerk-radar and this shirt is like a tattoo on your forehead that says "I'm a giant douchebag... more » blue_streak: I thought it was a butt with rouge on it's cheeks. So, an assclown for the assclown? more » -
#stylefile
Good, Bad & Ugly: Plus-Size Shopping Story Serves Up Inspiration, Idiocy
In an article for the San Francisco Chronicle, Sylvia Rubin writes, "Here's the good news about plus-size fashion. The industry is more or less listening to what women want." Eh. Sorta. More » -
#titsup
Tucker Max Now Embroidering Polo Shirts
Need a gift for the assclown on your list? Perhaps he'd like this polo shirt embroidered with a pair of breasts. As a bonus, the Washington City Paper's Amanda Hess points out, "they look like balls from far away." [Sexist] -
#shirtsandskins
Rubber Necking
Indian designer M.A. Rhaman created a shirt featuring "emergency condoms" stitched into the collar to help raise awareness about AIDS. Rhaman sent his unique creation to UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, who thanked him for the outfit via email. [DailyExpress] -
#todayincatalogs
Anthropologie's Hazy Shade Of Winter
Look around, make a sound… There's overpriced stuff to be found!
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#skinsells
Study: Bare 40% Of Skin For Optimal Man-Snagging
A new study says women who bare 40% of their skin (an arm is 10%, a leg 15%) attract the most men. But watch out: any more than that apparently indicates "general availability and future infidelity." [Thewest.com.au] -
#fashiondisasters
It's Hammertime For Some Women, Whether You Like It Or Not
As Parsons professor and fashion historian Beth Dincuff Charleston tells the Wall Street Journal, "It's a gutsy move to wear ugly clothes." For some women, wearing clothes that invite insults and laughter is well worth the mockery. More » -
#schmatta
On Dandies, Fops And Terribly Dressed Men
It caused a sensation in my house when my brother emerged from his preppy teenager chrysalis as a full-fledged dandy. My dad, who once went on TV with a "Purina Dog Chow" tee clearly visible through his shirt, was baffled:
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#fops
Little Big Man: The Return Of The Tiny Mad Men Dandy
Everyone's favorite Shakespeare-talking, toilet-loving mini-fop, Arlo "son-of-Matthew" Weiner, is back, with his own GQ fashion spread. And he does dishes! More » -
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#leftovers
Pre-Teens Buying Into Slutoween? • Arnie Signs Bill Commemorating Harvey Milk
• "It's going to be one happy Halloween for the Roman Polanskis of this world... This year, in a growing trend that is truly scary, fifth-graders are encouraged to dress like cheap hookers," claims the Daily News. • More » -
#fashionshow
Derek Lam: Petals And Prints And Polkadots, Oh My!
Derek Lam's Spring 2010 collection is filled with fun prints, a little shimmer, and a mix of soft and bold colors. Over-sized earrings and stars also pop up frequently, and the entire collection comes across as both elegant and fun. More » -
#growthspurts
Back-To-School: The Most Important Outfit Of Your Life
"It's the most important day. You want to make a good impression." So says one 12-year-old. She is so right. More » -
#fashionfail
Daily Mail Writer: Forget About Fashion, Just Dress For Dudes
Another season, another discussion of how high fashion isn't sexy enough. This one comes to us courtesy of the Daily Mail's Department of What Men Want. More » -
#fashionshow
Miley Cyrus's Max Azria Line Full Of Stuff You've Already Seen
The Miley Cyrus & Max Azria clothing line has arrived at Wal-Mart, and the items are, in a word, derivative. Miley tells People: "My inspiration for the line is kind of an edgy UK style." Style you have seen before:
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#todayincatalogs
Fall At J. Crew: Romantic Ruffles, Destroyed Jeans, Hideous Shoes
Look what blew into town: The August J. Crew catalog, in which "each piece is meant to be affectionately weathered and worn — much like your favorite paperback." But unlike the "destroyed" jeans inside, a paperback won't cost $118.
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#thesartorialist
Salute Your Shorts
A friend and I were talking over the weekend and realized there's one place where, sartorially speaking, guys have it harder: choosing summer clothes. Specifically shorts. As she put it, "your only options are really Dandy, Dork, or Douche." More » -
#whatnottowear
7 Completely Undignified Things Every Woman Should Wear Once
MSN just ran a gallery titled "What not to wear beyond your teens," excoriating various youthful and undignified trends. But the whole point of being an adult is that you can dress ridiculously if you want! Well, on the weekend.
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#closetcases
A Year Of Your Life Devoted To Rom-Com Montages
A "new study" finds that the average woman will spend almost a year of her life deciding what to wear. More » -
#envogue
When A Fashionista Turns On Fashion
"By snapping up rack after rack of cheap, mass-made clothing, we're making ourselves all look alike, trashing the planet, and mistreating our fellow humans." Well, when a person puts it like that, it sounds bad! More » -
#fastandfurious
Topshop Takes Over The World, One Gladiator Sandal At A Time
Their generals? The elite team of "style advisors," many imported from the UK for extra coolness, who will literally dress you. More » -
#closetcases
Should Women Let Themselves Be Styled By Children?
Okay, so the London Times calls it "should mums take style tips from their daughters?" but same diff. Of course, what's cute when someone's five gets really fraught by the time they're 15... More »
