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more about #clips more comments → Understater: Must be an Italian thing. Monica Bellucci is like 45 and still looks smokin'. more » rednrowdy: as much as i love sophia loren, i don't buy her act for one minute. of course she's had work done, like everybody else. more » Katxyz: Oh yeah, being malnourished makes you age so well. It's so great for your skin and hair. Nothing looks as youthful as a gaunt, miserable hungry person. more » ihateyourescalade: If I had the inclination I'd do a massive Internet and Factiva search to see just how many times this woman has been asked this question in her lifeti... more » lisas: Didn't she famously say of her fab curves, (paraphrase) "I owe all this to pasta"? more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Seems unfair that a girl like that would be blessed with the gift of being multi-orgasmic. I'm just all kinds of major jellies over here because for ... more » sybann: Poor Heidi. She's obviously never had an orgasm if she thinks that's what's happening. Thirty. Sure honey. *pats deluded fame whore on the empty noggin* more » toastandlove: Spencer Pratt is a massive pile of dung. I just gotta put out that fact, cause I like to keep it so real. more » SanFranLefty: Can I just shriek "EEEEEwwwwwww"? kthxbai. peace out and happy turkey day. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I've gotta say, Tyra's face in the second screengrab is EXACTLY what I look like right now thinking about Spencer's wang. more » prettycool: Well, seeing as he is a giant dick... more » lafleur: Tyra, people don't neigh when they come. more » boxspelunker: I'm sure the strippers loved her sitting there saying "I can do that." Not like it's rude or anything. more » hughman: these two are the sarah palins of their own imaginations, pumping out lies so often they start to believe they are true. "i can see russia from my las... more » boxspelunker: I love that his last name is "Pratt". Because he is one. more » -
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Aging Gracefully
Question: What happens when you ask 75-year-old film icon Sophia Loren how she manages to look so youthful? Answer: She laughs at you. -
#tyrant
Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
Want to lose your appetite before Thanksgiving? Today on Tyra, Heidi Montag claimed that sex with husband Spencer Pratt produces 30 orgasms per session. Tyra asked her how that was possible, and Heidi, motioning with her hands, referenced Spencer's "equipment." More » -
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Carrie Fisher Faces Criticism From Paul Simon, Star Wars Fans
Last night on Letterman Carrie Fisher discussed her divorce from Paul Simon, saying it's "trippy" to "turn on the radio and hear yourself complained about in song." She also doesn't recommend Googling yourself "without lubricant." Clip at left. -
#proudparents
Sarah Palin's Parents Talk To The Insider
Last night, The Insider got some face time with Sarah Palin's parents Sally and Chuck Heath. Chuck responded to Martha Stewart's comments about Palin, saying, "[Martha]'s the dangerous one. She rubbed elbows with all the convicts in prison." Ha! -
#viewaskew
The View: Joy Behar's Big Mouth Keeps Letting Secrets Slip
This morning on The View, the gals were discussing who might fill Oprah's time slot once she leaves next year. Joy Behar said, "Sarah Palin…you were saying, Barbara. Or was I not supposed to say that?" More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
Last night: Spencer found a pregnancy test in his trash, and told a friend, "I'm gonna have the kind of kid that's gonna grow up and just try to kill me. I can just feel that." He might be right! More » -
#soapscum
Some Highlights From Today's General Hospital, Starring James Franco
You know what? James Franco's acting style is fascinating: He murmurs like he's drunk; slits his eyes like he's stoned. Or maybe he's not acting? Is he in character or is he not even trying? It's impossible to tell. More » -
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Lady Gaga Addresses Her Worst Rumor
Last night, Jay Leno had Lady Gaga perform on his show, and afterward, she sat down for some tea and a chat. When asked, "What is the worst rumor about you," Ms. Gaga answered quite honestly. -
#clips
Taylor Lautner Breaks Down Three Types Of Twihards
The Buff werewolf has it down to a science: There's the screamer, the crier and the fainter. (He left out the sigher, the huffer, the eyeroller.) Oh, and remember when Taylor was posing wet on the beach? Guess what: More » -
#eightisenough
Nadya Suleman Says She May Have More Children
This morning, GMA previewed Nadya Suleman's upcoming documentary, in which one of her older kids throws a screwdriver at her face. In an interview, Nadya defends having octuplets saying, "Which one should I have murdered? Noah? Isaiah?" Clip at left. -
#eightisenough
Jon & Kate Plus 8 Finale: A 32-Year-Old Father Considers Growing Up
On last night's series finale, Jon Gosselin explained that when his marriage fell apart, he "felt like [he] was free," and talked about how cool it is living in NYC. In her interview, Kate Gosselin questioned her estranged husband's intentions. More » -
#sexplanations
Oprah: When Love Addiction Morphs Into Sex Addiction
On today's episode, Dr. Drew and some cast members from Sex Rehab discussed the treatment process. The conversation turned to how sex addiction can differ between the sexes, explaining that some women—like Amber—aren't interested in intercourse at all. More » -
#soapscum
WTF Hour Of Daytime TV: James Franco On General Hospital
On today's episode of General Hospital, the second installment of James Franco's new stint as a dark and mysterious artist, it became obvious that every scene he's in is bizarre, and that he's fucking with all of us. More » -
#toontune
The Simpsons' 12 Days Of Christmas
Last night, during the opening credits of The Simpsons, instead of taking their seats at the couch, the family launched into their own version of the classic carol (which includes 10 Lennys leaping). More » -
#foureyedfuck
Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
Last night was the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and there's no telling when it will return. In honor of its ending, we compiled a montage of every single obscenity-laden Susie Greene (Essman) outburst from the series. More » -
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Gayle King: Public Is Grief-Stricken About Oprah Ending
Today on GMA, Gayle King said people were "literally weeping" due to the "tremendous sense of loss" they feel about Oprah's show ending, and reported Oprah's "very much alive and happy." They know she's not dying, right? Clip at left. -
#ladiesnight
AMAs: J.Lo Falls, GaGa Blazes, And Whitney Kills It
Last night's American Music Awards was all about the ladies, with performances by Lady GaGa, Rihanna, Janet Jackson, Mary J. Blige, Jennifer Lopez (who fell on her celebrated rear), and International Artist of the Year Whitney Houston. More » -
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Palin 2012: SNL Gives Us A Terrifying Glimpse Of A Palin Presidency
Capitalizing on the success of both 2012 and the Sarah Palin Going Rogue publicity blitz, Saturday Night Live created a movie trailer that encapsulates all of our worst fears: Palin 2012. The Apocalypse awaits, and it wears Bumpits.
