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more about #cliches more comments → LolaQuinn is full of beans: My man makes me dinner. Almost every night. And cleans, too. That's love, baby. more » Elizabth_Bennet: Taking care of me when I'm sick is what did it for me. Bonus points if you can tell me I'm beautiful when I'm gross and disgusting and leaking fluids more » andromache: I want a man who loves the same funny shows and movies that I do, and sends me text messages of funny lines from them. And I also want a man with str... more » SarahMC: I am not into expensive jewelry or sappy poetry. The thing is, women are not all the same. We are not a safe with a secret code. I like going for a... more » sassy: I consider it romance when my boyfriend makes me a tray of brownies and then doesn't laugh when I lay in bed eating them with a fork out of the pan. I... more » Conrad: "Women like them because they show men are into them and thinking of them rather than themselves," he says.No, Women like them to masturbate. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: The idea of a boyfriend writing me love poetry and songs makes me cringe. And I don't want to be surprised by a vacation. I have a very busy schedul... more » save jinger: I had a friend in high school who got a note from a guy who had a crush on her. The opening line was, "You remind me of a strawberry Pop-Tart melting... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I wish I could get Mr. JB to believe this. He mopes when he doesn't have money to spend on me--not that we ever really have much--and I'd way rather h... more » Lymed: The man is definitely not thinking of himself when he draws a bath and watches you take off your clothes and rub yourself with bubbles. more » emilyanne: Ode to a British female (from a British man) Our eyes met across a crowded bar/ I looked at you and thought that's a bint who'll go far/ yeah far fro... more » Ailatan: Señor Ailatan is a Brit (an Englishman, by the way) I had to give him hints of the things I like done for me, sometimes I fish for compliments but he... more » The Queen of No: I wish people actually believed this. The guy who I am smitten with right now takes me out and spends a lot of money but is kind of "meh" when we're n... more » LuvEwan: Mixed tapes are clichey? Then I should really stop obsessing about the one my co-worker gave me. At the very least, I should stop wearing it on a chai... more » Evie Havok: I must be the odd duck because I would rather be wooed with expensive gifts/cars/etc. than with kisses and stupid poems/songs/baths. The thought behin... more » -
#loveactually
Psychologist Says: Real Romance Involves Baths, Not Bras
According to the Telegraph, British men are the least romantic in the world, and have no idea what women want. But as a woman, I am puzzled, what do we want? More » -
#itheedread
Breaking: Not All Men Comically Terrified Of Marriage.
"Where did you hear that, a Kate Hudson movie?" my boyfriend asked me. No! CNN.com! More » -
#happybirthdaybaby
This Is Your Life, RomCom Style
A family friend phoned this morning to announce the birth of a baby girl. So welcome to the world, baby girl! Here's how Hollywood expects your life to unfold. Ready set shoes, tiny girl friend!
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#swiftplease
Taylor Swift, You Are On Notice
As far as teenybopper pop stars go, Taylor Swift is probably one of the best. Her songs are catchy and filled with the kind of lyrics you would have written on your high school notebooks. More » -
#dolldrums
Endangered Species Alert: The Matryoshka
Sinister forces are challenging the way of life of one of our most enduring literary metaphors: the Russian nesting doll. More » -
#thejezebelquiz
Which Romantic Comedy Cliche Are You?
The most unintentionally hilarious part of any women's magazine is the stupid monthly quiz that celebrates obvious stereotypes and cliches. So what better way to spend a Saturday than to make one of our own? More » -
#dailyfail
Brave Reporter Takes On The Sacred Cow Of 1950s Suburbia
Because Betty Draper makes it look so idyllic (?), a Daily Mail writer takes on the brave task of living as a Mad Men wife for a week. More » -
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#modernlove
In Which "Modern Love" Makes Us Embarrassed To Be Women
Looking for the depth of a Carrie Bradshaw pun, the sparkling dialogue of The Hills and the dazzling wit of Gossip Girl's text bulletins? Look no further than this week's Modern Love! More »
