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more about #claudiaschiffer BytheSea: I know when I come out of minor surgery, or break a bone, the doctor writes me a scrip for "jacko drugs, prn, 200 mg, take with champagne." The pharm ... more » msAnthrope: Jenna, this was worth reading just to learn a new word: "execrable." It's a Lagerfeld-worthy dis! more » BlondeGoddess: How DARE Claudia Schiffer not suffer like normal human beings. more » kelsium: What the hell is a "statement bracelet"? I'd wear one that squeaks, "You're full of shit! You're full of shit!" at fashionable passersby. more » labeled: Balenciaga should sue whomever actually green-lighted the Sportiletto, and should be grateful if Steve Madden's team actually made it seem desirable a... more » BuffySummers: I read "Jessica Simpson shows bikini line" as some sort of downstairs version of a nip slip that Perez Hilton would doodle about and make fun of merci... more » Ailatan: First it was Brit Brit lip synching now it's LV overpriced and not cute... I kind of envy how easily Australians are shocked. more » lalie (apologetic mess): I went after work yesterday and put a ton of Rodarte shit on hold before running to other stores to check sizes. Looks like I'll be going a size down... more » Penny: Oh and I have been drooling over the Dior book. Damn. I can't justify that much cash for a book right now... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here! Hmm. I was waiting on her Those Suckers line of nursing bras. more » Penny: Honestly, when I have bought Target Go stuff in the past, I just grab shit because I hate trying stuff on, and if it doesn't fit or I don't like it, I... more » willwriteforfood: Can someone explain Randy Quaid's behavior to me? Isn't this like the 5th time he and his wife neglected to show up in court on the same charge of ski... more » fishsnake007: No, Robin Thicke: Men need to turn off their TV's, cut off teh pron, and start appreciating the physical presence of a real live woman in their lives... more » ardentlilac: Yes, "undone" meaning devastated emotionally or moved; and a Santa's grotto in England just means the throne and various backdrops on which Santa sits... more » cellocurve: How freaking frustrating that she had diabetes and a heart condition, which would COMPLETELY explain any "weird" behavior, and yet there's still all t... more » just assign me a random number: Brittany Murphy would drift in and out of consciousness in the middle of takes. Really? I'm no doctor, but I think in that kind of situation you're ... more » Ginmar Rienne: I can't help but recall Heath Ledger's death and how that was treated, as opposed to the way Brittany Murphy's being treated. She was a comic actress,... more » hfree: Is Christman #1 really a thing? I mean outside of Love Actually? Does anyone really care who has the number 1 song anymore? more » hydrogen_jukebox: I must be mis-reading this but: Rage Against the Machine has a Christmas album? If that's true, it's hilarious. If not...still hilarious to think about. more » rightfootleft: When I see the phrase "Jersey Shore's Pauly D" I keep reading "Pauly Shore". Thus I keep picturing Pauly Shore and thinking of his movies. Thus I have... more » -
#ragtrade
Jessica Simpson Shows Bikini Line; Condé Nast Sues Blogger
- Jessica Simpson's swimwear line is here! Simpson says it's inspired by the jet-setting getaways she dreams about. [Stylelist]
- Since snow ruined the last shopping weekend before Christmas for the Northeast, expect stores to offer extended hours and other enticements. [WWD]
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#dirtbag
Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying
- Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:
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#goodbadugly
Get Ready To Swoon: The British Fashion Awards
When you've got Kate, Jerry, Pixie, Twiggy and a hundred others, you know this is one red-carpet worth the gawking. And last night at the Royal Courts of Justice, they were! More » -
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Daul Kim Died By Hanging; Valentino Doc On Oscar List
- Daul Kim's boyfriend was the first to find the body of the 20-year-old Korean model, artist, and writer, who died by asphyxiation. Police believe Kim's death was a suicide. Her agency has confirmed that her mother is en route to Paris. [AP]
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#ragtrade
Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
- Michelle Trachtenberg is designing a line of jewelry for Coach's Poppy brand. Expect "colorful crystals." [WWD]
- Zac Posen is doing a lower-priced line, Z Spoke, which will be available exclusively through Saks Fifth Avenue come spring. It starts at $78:
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#ragtrade
Lindsay Working For Free; Diane Von Furstenberg In Daylight Robbery
- Rumors are flying that Lindsay Lohan is donating her time (except for any free clothes she snags) as Emanuel Ungaro's new "artistic director." This gossip item, however, doesn't spell "Emanuel Ungaro" correctly, so its veracity may be questionable. [Fox 411]
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#ragtrade
Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
- Marisa Miller has earned the most coveted position of all the Victoria's Secret runway girls: Wearer Of The Diamond-Studded Bra. Her equipment costs $3 million. "It's surprisingly comfortable," says Miller. Sure looks it. [People]
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#ragtrade
Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
- Handbag model Lily Allen performed live at the farming-themed, hay-strewn Chanel show this morning. [Fashionista]
- Claudia Schiffer has formally announced she will no longer do any runway modeling. She plans to fill her downtime with a trip to Iraq. [Sun]
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#dirtbag
D.A. Rejects Tila's Case, Gisele Is Definitely Pregnant, And Dame Judi "Doesn't Know What A Feminist Is"
- The San Diego District Attorney's office has closed Tila Tequila's case against San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman, stating that "there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed." [TMZ]
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#ragtrade
Anna's Political Ambitions; What Lindsay Likes, Lindsay Takes
- Waiting, with Diane Von Furstenberg, for Mayor Bloomberg to arrive in Queens, Anna Wintour said, "If he doesn't show, Diane and I will run on a joint ticket and take over the city." Was that a...joke? Then Lindsay Lohan stole.
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#theseptemberissue
Harper's Bazaar: Talking About That "Recession" Thing Is "Extremely Annoying" Now
September's Harper's Bazaar is 110 editorial pages of beautiful contradictions. Is fall about the 40s or the 80s? Do all black women roam the African savannah, or do some of them also sing in jazz clubs? Photoshop: Pro or con?
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#photoshopofhorrors
V's Supermodel Swimsuit Issue: Photoshop Of Horrors
A raft of one-namers nabbed the six covers of V's first swimsuit issue. So how did Kate, Claudia, Daria, Eva, Naomi and Gisele come out looking so bad?
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#ragtrade
Claudia Schiffer's Personal Chanel Boutique; Theyskens To Start Namesake Line
- That's it. Olivier Theyskens is out, fired, goneburgers, signing off, stick-a-fork-in-it done at Nina Ricci. The Belgian has left the building. Peter Copping, senior designer at Louis Vuitton, is in. [WWD]
