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more about #clarkgable Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Beyonce's Single Ladies (A version for Daddy): "If you didn't want then you shoulda put a rubber on it. You didn't want it then you shoulda put a rub... more » midwestdesigner: Anyone else read that as Beyonce having a pop (music) hit song with a paternity suit? more » Apollonia: You're right Christoph Blocher. Also, when the DEA makes drug busts, they should really yell out 'WE'RE GOING TO KNOCK DOWN YOUR DOOR AND ARREST YOU!"... more » erinna: I really like the idea of Bullets 4 Peace, off to check it out.... more » sassyredhead: So Laurieanne is giving GaGa the boom, ka, boom,ka treatment. Yeah, I watched too many Making the Band episodes. more » Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: Dear Hollywood, When you are making Arnold Schwarzenegger look like the only one among you who has any rational thought, maybe it's time to rethink a ... more » MediumMac: Really? I thought Brown's first performance was contrition on Larry King. more » Mafalda para Presidente: DNA? Artwork? Has God actually been listening to my prayers? more » Perpetual Ingenue: If I am guilty of holding women to a higher standard than men, its only because I think we're the better sex. Quite simple really. more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): I can't help it, I like Taylor Swift. Not her music, just the stuff she says. more » lovecake: Is that Diablo Cody's way of admitting her movies "aren't very good"? more » AnnieSaBu: Oh. Now I like Diablo Cody. What is this . . . feeling? Is this . . . what it feels like to reconsider? more » TheFormerJuneBronson: So...she's just supposed to get better from the sight of the Craisins? The sticky feel on her fingers from the card? Hokay. more » greengrey: because the show is, "the only place where I could watch women of different ages and backgrounds talk about current events in an open forum." Awww. I... more » LuvEwan: You know what, Rosie and Star? I would watch that. Religiously. more » Scout: Geek Flag Waving.....YAY!! for The Hobbit more » Casquivana: "I had wrist and elbow surgery and they took part of my elbow out." Whaaaaaat????!!!!!! Aaaaaaahhhhh (writhes and winces in imaginary pain.) Seriousl... more » LaComtesse: Diablo Cody-- If your characters spoke more like you I would like them so, so, SO much more. AND BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOUR CHARACTER, YOU ARE RUINING ... more » ritualtheory: Man, Taylor Swift is so DARK. How did she get to be that jaded at such a tender age? more » NellMood: I think a card with sticky, smushed up craisins inside would make feel sicker. more » -
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Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
- Alexsandra Wright, who is 6-months pregnant, has filed a paternity case alleging that Beyonce's dad, Mathew Knowles, is the father of her child. He has been married to Tina Knowles since 1980. [TMZ]
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Rosie & Star's Reality Show; Is Mayer Cuddling Up With Cavalleri?
- Did Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones bond over their mutual issues with Barbara Walters? They may do a reality show described as "Oprah and Gayle King's cross-country trip [mixed] with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's The Simple Life." [Perez Hilton]
