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more about #clairedanes kookla: I could give two shits about Brad Pitt, but give me a break! Sorry the structures are not "esthetically pleasing" to some armchair architect who proba... more » TildeMarks: William Shatner is just the 'shat'. more » vulcanized: Knight and Day sounds like a title one Kenneth Ellen Parcel would come up with. more » OneBigPear: Ah Ian McKellan, you ARE glorious. more » Kate Kieran: Anyone else see Whoopi Goldberg's rather insane rant on the View just now about how if Chris Brown is deserving of "punishment" (not singing) then so ... more » cinematheques: Here's the Japanese Nylon cover for anyone not willing to experience more taylor momsen sad junkie quasi-debbie harry face overload. I know it doesn't... more » Snowbunny: Banishing anyone from Australia is just kinda ironic, don't you think? Also: crazy pants. more » BetteD: I lurve the item quoting Britney as having "banished" her manager-manfriend from Australia. It just reminds me of Romeo and Juliet--"Thou art banishe... more » slightlyhardup: Mike Holmes (a Canadian tresure) built a few of those Make it Right homes with Brad Pitt and filmed it for a tv show. The crew was working their asse... more » lucylooo: BREAKING! "Jay Leno Losing Audience To Books, Mp3s, Laundry, Scrubbing The Grout, That Crazy Dude On The Corner Who Shouts About Jesus, Anything Else... more » Sarcasmatic: Has anyone seen The Blind Side? I haven't seen it, but my immediate thought upon seeing the trailer was "Wow. Yeah. Um totally not racist at all. ... more » mysterygirl: "Sexy at 19 and sexy at 21 is two different things" makes me laugh out loud-- ah, the difference two years make. more » madeofawesome: Chris Brown, stay out of my life. more » Penny: Tila Tequila performs? more » marionette: Holy hell, the first sentence from Shakira's quote was migraine-inducing. more » JinxyMcDeath: I have to say, I am not surprised about Perez Hilton's revelation about Drew Barrymore's lack of sobriety. Although PH is ridiculous, he is backstage ... more » morninggloria: I'm not saying that I want Michael Lohan to kill himself, but I would really like it if he stopped existing as we know him. Maybe a serious bout of a... more » Lolita Hazed: Despite not killing anyone, I feel like Chris Brown is kinda like the new OJ: everyone knows he did it and no one wants to hear about it anymore. more » morninggloria: In every single picture I've seen of Chris Brown, he looks like a twerpy douche who can't quite pull off what he's trying to pull off. more » JinxyMcDeath: Must be nice to be able to set aside time to go to the gym every single day, Claire Danes. Also, I automatically dislike people who claim to 'never' ... more » -
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Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
- Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]
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White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues
- Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the now-infamous White House party crashers, have "postponed" a planned appearance on Larry King Live in an attempt to instead make "hundreds of thousands of dollars" by selling their story to the highest bidder. [NYTimes]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil
- Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...
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Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed
- Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.
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Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
- Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
- After shooting a fight scene for The Bounty, a source says Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were "lovey-dovey" and "we saw him give her a little kiss." He was also throwing peanuts and popcorn in her mouth. [Radar Online]
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Heidi & Spencer A "Nightmare"; Courtney Caught In Bed With What?
- Surprise, surprise: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are a "complete nightmare" for the people working on the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, where Heidi is supposed to perform on Sunday night. An insider says:
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#ragtrade
Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
- Helena Christensen is one of the many hailing British Vogue's Alexandra Shulman. "Obviously I am of the same belief," said the supermodel photographer. "Aren't we in a business that is supposed to explore all kinds of shapes and silhouettes?" [WWD]
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Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
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#goodbadugly
WTF? 'Burberry Day' Totally Lacking In Plaid, Raincoats!
Burberry Plaid was conspicuously absent from Burberry Day at The New York Palace Hotel, and we never thought we'd say this, but we missed it. You see, it would've been a beacon of stability in the world of wrinkles and experiments that Claire, Hugh, Molly, Rose, and Blake brought instead. More » -
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Everyone Who's Anyone Was At The ABT Gala... Looking Odd
Is it just me, or did a lot of the A-listers at the 69th Annual American Ballet Theatre Spring Gala, at the Metropolitan Opera House, look kind of...odd? (And yup, that's a Gerard Jones shout-out.) More » -
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There's A Joke About Going Postal In Here Somewhere
[New York, May 12. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Strange Bedfellows, Strange Clothes, Strange Days Indeed At Time 100!
What do you wear to meet the First Lady, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, MIA and Stella McCartney? Based on Time's 100 Most Influential People in the World Gala at New York's Lincoln Center, basic black! More » -
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Have Lindsay And Sam Reunited?; Only Oprah Is Allowed To Have "Aha Moments"
- Lindsay Lohan went to Samantha Ronson's house yesterday afternoon and left later in the evening. [Perez Hilton]
- As for Samantha Ronson, she was seen leaving Lindsay's house at 6 am this morning. There's more ...
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#thegoodthebadtheuglyjumboedition
Unbelievably Good, Really Bad, & Unspeakably Ugly Clothes At Valentino Premiere
The premiere of Valentino: The Last Emperor at NYC's MoMA, was one exhilarating GBU! All the stars in the heavens came out to fete the mahogany maestro, and they did so in style. More »
