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    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Madonna's Dating Jesus Next on Jerry Springer. Sidenote: Is Ciroc any good? more »
    morninggloria: This is really terrible, and I deserve to be soundly rapped in the knuckles with a 12 inch ruler for saying this, but whenever celebrity couples are s... more »
    la.donna.pietra: Okay. So does one sprinkle the crack on the toast? Mix it with butter? Jam? Or is the crack on the side? Or does one sprinkle the crack on the br... more »
    rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Ummmm... based on Rock Band? WTF more »
    angryblackgurl: But I thought that Diddy was "King"??? Guess not huh.... more »
    braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: You know what, David Mamet? Shut the fuck up. more »
    BeAgrestic: OK, I wouldn't want to spray tan a naked Heather Mills either, but isn't working "unreasonable hours" and being asked to do semi-irrational things par... more »
    deitybox: I've taken up chanting to ward off Kanye West's music. And fuck David Mamet. Misogynist asshole. "Crack and toast" made me think of Powdered Toast Man... more »
    cuteasabutton: Speaking of womb watch, god only knows why but I had a dream the other night in which they announced that Brangelina had had another set of twins! Whe... more »
    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Thank God Mariah's womb watch will continue! I figure it's just a matter of time before some tabloid manages to implant a camera in her uterus and hoo... more »
    TheFormerJuneBronson: I bet Tom Cruise has lots of interests. Interesting interests. Which, if he discussed them more specifically, we'd all be so enthralled that he'd neve... more »
    tscheese: Oh my god! Some celebrities are not pregnant! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING more »
    BeAgrestic: The City is fake?! What? You mean I can't just wander into DVF and get a job doing something fashion related? Crazy. Also, I've decided to stop watc... more »
    cuteasabutton: Emma Watson, if you have no use for your £10 million, I would certainly appreciate a donation towards my phone, electricity and heating bills. Thx. more »
    Khrushchev: Well, thanks for doing your part to buck the system, David Mamet. In Mamet-related news, it's fun to know how much Jeremy Piven's former co-stars tota... more »
  • #dirtbag

    Heather Mills: Sued For Spray Tan

    • Sara Trumble, the nanny who used to take care of wee Beatrice McCartney, is suing Bea's mum, Heather Mills, because "Mills required her to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and spray-tan a naked Mills."
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