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more about #circus more comments → AnnieSaBu: A swing and a miss. more » LoSpaz: I really want to go to trapeze school. more » mbprice: It's fun to stay at the Y, M, C, Aaaaiiieeeeeeeeee *splat* more » GreyCat: Bad time for a sneeze more » morninggloria: Trapezeus Christ. more » BuffyPhD: I majored in the wrong program! I want to sue my high school guidance counselor!! more » CurtCole: In protest of the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists advice, Jess Ward performs her routine "The Bend and Pap." more » sportz.star: The fingernails significantly increase the degree of difficulty. 9.7 from the East German Judge. more » bluebears: pshaw! I'm doing that right now at my desk. more » BetteD: I could do that, but I don't wanna. more » topsy: Elephants are social animals and are very emotionally sensitive. Poor Susie. Yeah, she's suffering, why don't you send her to the sanctuary in Tenne... more » cirocco: How can the zoo possibly be in denial that Susi has an emotional life and is capable of mourning? There was a compelling book about the emotional liv... more » lolacat: Because everyone in Barcelona calls her 'Thuthi'? Sorry. Can't help it. This is a sad story, I know. I've never figured out my positions on quality zo... more » slowpoke.r: Sadly, this is not unusual; Billy the Elephant at the LA Zoo is in a similar situation. more » elysium_kitschen: Sounds like a case for Cesar Millan. He can whisper to anything. I have faith that he can help Susi. For reals. more » -
#bigproblems
Why Is An Elephant In Barcelona "Depressed"?
How do you know an animal is depressed? The elephant Susi (pictured), has lived in the Barcelona Zoo for years. Lately? She's "apathetic, her trunk hangs on the ground and she's eating her own excrement." More » -
#dirtbag
Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
- Being on vacation with Amy Winehouse must be relentlessly entertaining:
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