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more about #church more comments → CollegeCamel: This makes me happy for many reasons, a big one being that, should she reach the level of saint, bigoted Christians will have to come to terms with th... more » Ailatan: she's on the track to sainthood! let's pray for Sister MarÃa Alfonsina more » UnicornZiva: Even though I'm not Catholic, I love hearing about nuns being beatified. It always seems like a proper reward for women who works selflessly to help ... more » rodmanstreet: That's wonderful news! Hearing what good these women do makes me remember why I became a nun. Just kidding, I'm not a nun. I've thought about it, t... more » TransFat: "Women love these fierce invalids home from hot climates." more » BetteD: Beatified has got to be one of the best words in the English language. more » t-yo3: I read the Daily Mail article and I'm confused as to what exactly this is supposed to achieve. I don't think that baptising illegitimate children i... more » Brigit: My dad married his wife on their daughter's christening. It was rather odd for my sheltered teen perception. more » arodriguez.romero: yep I did this. I baptized my daughter and got married in the RC Church at the same time to please my mother. And ... it is one of my bigger regrets i... more » Skellatrix: And then the courts will offer a "hate and mate" deal where you can get divorced and married in one sitting. more » Maritsa: Maybe if this couple had been married, their son wouldn't be a vampire. Oh sure, you'll look at the picture again and think he's just "missing teeth" ... more » BearDownCBears: And for an extra quid you can have you kids' oil changed and have them waxed and buffed. more » wtfox?!: Question: is there a coupon, and does it expire? Also, can I only use it once? more » KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: All right. Who doesn't love a good 2-for-1 deal?? On that note, I'm gonna start advertising my "Hatch, Match, Patch" deal. Only this one includes f... more » thegogglesdonothing: Church of England is nothing if not accommodating. Just ask Henry VIII! more » -
#livesofthe
Beatitudes
Sister Maria Alfonsina Danil Ghattas, a Palestinian nun whose Sisters of the Most Holy Rosary of Jerusalem continues her work of educating Arab girls, has been beatified. [MSNBC] -
#itheedread
Desperate Times...
In a spirit of "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em," the Church of England has instituted a "hatch and match" program in which unwed parents can get a wedding and christening in one, making everything, um, kosher. [DailyMail] -
#horrorshow
The Opposite Of TGIF
Don't think of Chucky when you watch this video of the congregation laughing maniacally at their pastor's "joke." Anybody get it? We don't. [YouTube, via Lindsayism] -
#leftovers
A Wedding Gown For The Birds • New Moms Using HIV Drug To Stop Lactating
• If you're getting married and have a spare $1.5 million, why not walk down this aisle in this wedding dress made with peacock tail feathers? • More » -
