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more about #christophermeloni more comments → AJ: This is nice, but he's still no Musclebob Buffpants. more » AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies): oh my, happy birthday to me more » CherriSpryte: Ya'll can keep your skinny little hipster boys. I WANT THAT. more » Slumdog_Mamabear: I've got my tickets! I've got my tickets!! more » hellosunshine: You know, the following comment will be in no way entertaining or clever, so I'll go ahead and take away my vowels: PLZ T HZ STBLR N. more » kysm: Oh, Det. Stabler... I'd make a joke about how he needs to arrest me, but going by the kind of criminals he arrests that would be creepy. more » zombies.like.lattés.too: mmm, the lady will take two tickets to the gun show, plz. more » sportz.star: Even the dress shirts are fake on TV. Lesson learned. more » CurtCole: I still have OZ fantasies about him and I don't feel bad about that. more » angelheadedhipster: I would really love to have one of those dickey-esque dress shirts they get to wear for the summer months. Also, his arms. Also, him. more » cowboy killer: that's in the meatpacking by the highline, yeah? more » ihateyourescalade: His sleeves ran away with Lindsay Lohan's pants. Nice biceps, though. more » Maritsa: Is he going to fondle some sweaters? more » mscomplexity: That quote by Lady Gaga just goes to show what's wrong with the world today. "Sex with hundreds" huh?? *makes made face* more » willwriteforfood: "Kate Moss's boyfriend Jamie Hince is getting tired of Kate's lengthy karaoke sessions and is limiting her to half an hour a day." I don't know why, b... more » -
#dirtbag
SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
- Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Michael's Mother Files For Custody Of Kids; Diane Keaton Treated For Head Injury
- Katherine Jackson, Michael Jackson's mother, has filed a petition in court seeking legal guardianship of Jackson's three children, but the Jackson family thinks Debbie Rowe may try to get custody of her two children.
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#clips
Chris Meloni Beautifies, Bores Late Night With Conan O'Brien
Law & Order SVU's Christopher Meloni was on Conan last night discussing the ubiquity of his show in an incredibly dull, seemingly pointless interview that we just had to post. More »
