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more about #christmasshopping more comments → krismry: i once sent away, in a fit of craziness, for a smythson yellow leather notebook, the closest i ever got to new bond street. this smart young woman loo... more » MargaretMoony: For a second I thought that was Emma Watson and was all "EMMA WATSON! You get that cig out of your mouth THIS INSTANT." more » BlondeGoddess: I was looking at the thumbnail pic: is this Rachel Weisz? No, too young. Emma Watson? No, too old. And I thought the fag was a lollipop. You go, anony... more » hfree: So it's the Brits who are spending, cuz I've been the mall three times already this holiday season (ah the parental merry-go-round) and it's been empt... more » Penny: I wish I still lived in London. I also wish I still smoked. Damn health and money. more » Flackette Goes Retro: Since I stayed up half the knit [should say "night", but I'm leaving the typo] *actually knitting* a sweater for my mom - you know, on needles, with m... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: If you have a machine that does it for you, does it really count as knitting? more » staryberry: Wow. I'm really impressed. I didn't think Dr. Laura could see anything in shades of gray. more » coconanas: I'm going to start saying 'Heart' in a high pitch voice in my sentences too. more » Acquanetta: Ohgoodlord, a sweater vest. I hope she knit him a bow tie to go with it. more » Dodgergirl: If I used these instructions to knit a "this is what a feminist looks like " sweater, would Dr. Laura's head explode? more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I thought the only think she knit was her brows at the single mothers. more » femme-bot: Happy Holidays? What is she, a secret socialist Muslim?! more » LaComtesse: A scene from my living room about a minute ago Me:Ugh. Dr. Laura. Mr: Where? Me: Jezebel. She's knitting or some shit. Mr: *intoning* I've seen her n... more » DutchessOfDork: Wow. You learn something new everyday! Shrews do have opposable thumbs! more » -
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Dr. Laura: How To Knit While Self-Promoting
In this video, Dr. Laura claims she spent all night knitting a vest, and that "everyone says, ‘Ohhhh, you're such a big star, how can you have any time to be doing things?'" Funny, that wasn't our first response. [Sexist] -
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Harry & David's Merry, Mouth-Watering Christmas With A Crunch
The fruit in the Harry & David catalog may not appeal to you, but what about cookies? Cheesecake? Peppermint bark!?!?! Ugh. So hungry right now. More » -
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The 9 Days Of Ridiculous Holiday Marketing
Today is Cyber Monday — the online version of Black Friday — leading us to wonder if there's any day in November or December without some bullshit holiday benchmark attached to it. After the jump, eight more offenders.
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19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
Strange things are afoot in the Sky Mall catalog! Check out lasers, kitty spaceships and sneakers that will make you "look like a million dollars" in a gallery, beginning below.
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Bristol Palin's Double Payday Provides Inspiration For Our Own Pregnancies
It's old school today with Moe Tkacik and me weighing in on recession spending, New Orleans' new Congressmen Cao, and what we would do for the money Bristol Palin's getting for pictures of her spawn. -
