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more about #christmasornaments more comments → dirtybee: I think my Christmas tree theme this year will be "The Greatest Love of All: Alcohol". more » ZemarSea Urchin: It is too soon for christmas. That said I am terrified of the leprechaun santa and I want it. Also I think maybe Santa is going to steal the baby Jesu... more » ItchykooParker: I believe the tomato might actually be a pomegranate? Maybe? more » Keep it cool: Every year, my grandmother sends me a different barbie ornament. EVERY YEAR. C'mon Grandma, I'm 21, can't you just send me a card with $10 in it? more » alula: Ha, before I clicked I thought the Scotch bottle was olive oil, and I knew EXACTLY what foodie I would get it for. The sushi is pretty cool, too. Al... more » theKP: When my brother converted and became a penticostle of the Sarah Palin variety, he kept making a big deal about how the letters in Santa's name also sp... more » cocobanal: Mushrooms grow on trees? What? more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: ELVIS ORNAMENTS. more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: I gotta say, I like weird ornaments that have nothing to do with Christmas. My mom has had the same ornaments for years, including some that have bee... more » Mary McCarthyite: (Damnit. The image won't load. It was a Bronner's M&M ornament, dressed like a NASCAR driver) more » chocopina: There is a couple in a house down the street from me who every year put up a life size manger scene on their roof - baby jesus, mary, joe, wise men, f... more » ampersandparade: If you could get the olive martini ones in packs of six for about $7.99 at Target, I'd do my old as hell vintage aluminum tree in them top to bottom. ... more » PrisonBreakShaker: That tomato looks more like tomacco. more » Tart of Darkness: I MUST have the Leprechaun Santa!! I MUST!! more » MizJenkins: "...and so children, Santa appeared to Mary and the baby Jesus and taught them about the true meaning of Christmas. And they celebrated that first Chr... more » -
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11 New Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
Christmas is here! Well, not here. But in mailboxes: The new Bronner's catalog has arrived, and some of the ornaments inside really embody the meaning of the holiday. If the holiday is about hanging strange things on a dead evergreen.
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Order Now For A Christmas Full Of Respect!
Aretha's hat. As a Christmas ornament. To be sold, of course, by our favorite, Bronner's. [ABC Action News Detroit]
