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more about #christinaaguilera jemandtheholograms: Michael Cera, you and your witty comments make me love you. more » AfroJezeBella: Aw, I love Pink & Carey together. Can anyone explain to me why the Twilight series books are all named after sun & moon phenomenoms? I predict the ne... more » AmbiguouslyStraightUno: Lady Gaga seen with a man wearing matching outfits? Sounds like something me and my gay boyfriend would do. more » Breamworthy: On the one hand, I'm glad that Steven Tyler is getting the help he needs. On the other hand, I am sad if this means he will no longer demand that peop... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I don't really care for Michael Cera, but he earned major points for that quote. more » bigapplemama: Not to stereotype, but I am not sure a straight man would be wearing matching studded ensembles;) more » 18thfloor: I'm not even going to lie, I wouldn't kick Pink & Carey Hart out of my bed. I have such a terrible crush on Demetri Martin! However, Sarah Silverman,... more » FurrierAndIves: Vatican City to Matt Groening, "Te Absolvo!" more » Bhangb3b3: Go Lafayette Go Lafayette Go! You know his fine ass deserves a man who isn't a heartless vampire or a V trick. I'm pleased. more » madeofawesome: Lady Gaga, let's be friends. I'll totes join team No Pants if it means we can hang. more » piccola: Why are they remaking The Karate Kid??? It's perfect as it is -- and it helps me forget that Ralph Macchio hasn't done anything good since My Cousin V... more » Triana Orpheus: They were dancing and drinking and wearing matching studded ensembles. They drank champagne and left early. This is seriously my dream night. I'm not... more » DonnaPirana: That Vatican paper praising The Simpsons for its "philosophical leanings" reminds me of my own attempts to convince myself that any number of amusin... more » VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire: Will Lafayette's boyfriend be Eric? In my mind the answer is a resounding "hell yeah, hookah!" More Eric and Lafayette, less Eric and Sookeh (in Bill'... more » cuteasabutton: I'm so sorry for Brittany's family. To attend the funeral of a loved on any day, let alone Christmas Eve, must be heartbreaking. more » cuteasabutton: I'll have a Jake Gyllenhaal/Justin Theroux sandwich with extra sauce thanks. more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: True Blood news, thank god. Less sparkle, more sexy non-tween vampires. more » bluetrain84: Was Gaga's man in a car? Did he buy her drinks at bars? more » Leucadia: Yay Whole Foods! I love animals but they don't belong in food stores or restaurants unless they are legitimate working animals. I used to hate the idi... more » BlondeGoddess: That Lady GaGa pic gives me a Madonna flashback. more » -
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Lady Gaga's Got A Mystery Man; Steven Tyler Enters Rehab
- Lady Gaga was seen partying in West Hollywood with a "boy-toy."
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#halloweenscene
Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
Celebrities, both with and without their children, were out in full force last night, showing off their fancy pants Halloween costumes to the world. Ahead, a roundup of the most notable costumes of the night. More » -
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Polanski Set To Make Cash Bail Offer, Balloon Boy's Dad Writes Racist "Humor" Book, And Lindsay Thinks Her Father Is "A Lunatic"
- Roman Polanski's lawyer, Herme Temime, says a "very, very significant" cash bail offer will be made to Swiss authorities on Monday, and that Polanski will accept "whatever" extradition decision is made, as Polanski wouldn't behave "like a fugitive." [AP]
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#makeitwork
DVR Alert: Christina Judges Project Runway
Lots of commenters speculated that Cher would be the celebrity guest judge on Runway this week, because of a Bob Mackie-oriented challenge. We're getting Ms. Aguilera instead. But! She stars in a movie with Cher in 2010. Close enough? -
#dirtbag
Lindsay's Parents Argue Over Intervention; Mischa Needs A Drink
- Michael and Dina Lohan will work together on getting Lindsay Lohan off of pills. Says Michael Lohan. [Radar Online]
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#goodbadugly
Powerful Glamour At Power Of Women Luncheon
Variety's 1st Annual Power of Women Luncheon at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel brought out plenty of dashing dames: Anne Hathaway, Christinas Aguilera and Applegate, January Jones, Jamie Lee Curtis, and...Terrence Howard? More » -
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Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music
- Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Losing Daisy Leaves Jess At "Worst Place Ever"; Khloé Will Marry This Weekend
- One of Jessica Simpson's "friends" claims she's at her lowest point ever after losing her dog because, "Daisy was her baby... It's going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide; John Krasinski & Emily Blunt Engaged
- The L.A. County Coroner has ruled that Michael Jackson's death was a homicide caused by a mixture of the anesthetic propofol and the anti-anxiety drug lorazepam, but MJ had many other drugs running through his system when he died.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Denies Kids Are Overworked; Did Kanye Dub Himself New "King Of Pop"?
- Jon Gosselin said accusations made by Kevin and Jodi Kreider (Kate's brother and his wife) that his kids are overworked are absurd. He questioned the Kreider's credibility on the matter saying, "They were only in seasons one and two, anyway."
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#dirtbag
LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?
- Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:
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#dirtbag
Cruise & Beckham's Bromance; Brüno's Trickery
- Curious about the bromance between Tom Cruise and David Beckham? A new book will explain it all to you, including how Beckham decided to name his kid Cruz. [Gatecrasher]
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#dirtbag
Stars Slam Perez Hilton; Ed McMahon Dead At Age Of 86
- As mentioned yesterday, after Perez Hilton insulted Fergie, Perez and Will.I.Am had a confrontation in which Perez said:
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#ragtrade
Gwyneth Goes For GOOP; Jesus Luz Earned $100 From W
- Gwyneth Paltrow has tired of the cosmetics contract gravy train; no longer shall the actress concentrate on embodying the qualities of the Estée Lauder brand. Instead, she'll be the new, white Oprah! [Daily Mail]
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Miley To Dump Her Dude; Spencer Pratt Calls Twitter "Gift From God"
- Miley Cyrus wants to dump her boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her father doesn't approve:
