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more about #christiebrinkley more comments → TheUptightMidwesterner: Yo, Mr. Lohan... Generally you don't really ANNOUNCE ahead of time your intentions to do an intervention. more » tailfeather: Slightly confused by Carey Mulligan's quote about Nick Hornby's genius understanding of schoolgirl mentality...: "Set in the 1960s and based on a mem... more » cinara: I just want to say that most Australians are completely ashamed of the 'sketch' shown on Hey Hey It's Saturday, and of all the apologists that seem to... more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Awww, Patrick Stewart I just want to give you a hug and get you a cup of tea. earl grey. hot. more » willwriteforfood: "My parents gave me a strong social conscience as well as any acting genes I may have." I wonder where Jon Voight's social conscience went when he we... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Valerie, there is nothing wrong with a big slice of pizza. The key is moderation. It also doesn't hurt to be active. Denying yourself, however, wil... more » Hiroine Protagonist: Michael Lohan, you ass face - how exactly does one get "addicted" to bi-polar medication? Hmm? Or anti-depressants? Moron. Are diabetics addicted to i... more » GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): Michael Lohan, I'm not sure why White Oprah not being on the same page as you means you have to do things publicly. more » theKP: Dear Jon Gosselin, You are not welcome on Team Cake. In fact, your dessert privileges have been revoked for a full year. Kindly stay away from everyt... more » Bunsen Honeydew: Oh by the way, slightly off topic, but who wants to start a pool for when Jon Gosselin finds religion? I'm guessing 3 months from now. more » bess marvin, girl detective: excellent. this site needs more coverage of seemingly intelligent and charming women like carey mulligan. as for john cleese, thanks for reassuring ... more » Bunsen Honeydew: I don't think the Australians really understand the concept of Blackface and that under no circumstances is that okay. It's not a simple imitation, it... more » shorty63136: Birthday fail. more » odinsraven: Oh, Khloe, you'll need to learn right quick that the only way to be reference your husband's basketball season is to include phrases like "at least th... more » ritualtheory: Actually, I'm going to go out on a limb and assert that food is more important than Valerie Bertinelli. more » -
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Jon Gives Daughter A Misspelled Cake; Lindsay's Family Plans An Intervention
- Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.
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Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show
- The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.
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Katie Holmes Designs Dresses For Thetans; 12% Of Designers Not Expected To Survive Recession
- Katie Holmes can add another feather to her designing cap: creative-directing new uniforms for the Church of Scientology. Holmes and Tom Cruise apparently had creative oversight of the religion's new threads, offering direction to designer Richard Tyler. [Daily Mail]
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GLAAD Not Happy About Brüno; SJP's Surrogate Targeted By Cops
- GLAAD is concerned about Sacha Baron Cohen's depiction of homosexuality in Brüno:
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Mel Delivers "Crazed Rant" At Church; Nicole Kidman Denies Adoption Rumors
- Mel Gibson "completely lost it" this weekend, according to a fellow churchgoer, who said he stood up in front of the congregation and "paced back and forth, furiously telling the congregation that he would not stand by and be judged and scrutinized."
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Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?
- Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]
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Kate Moss Celebrates Turning 35 With An Evening At Home ... And Dead Animals
- Kate Moss is staying in on her birthday. A pig on a spit, crates of alcohol, a tiger rug, and deer heads were delivered to her home for the gigantic party she's hosting. [Daily Mail]
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Brad Pitt: "Angie Is Not A Homewrecker"
- Brad Pitt's on the cover of W, two months after ladyfriend Angelina Jolie graced the mag. In the photo by artist Chuck Close, Brad looks… wrinkly. [Just Jared]
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