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more about #christianbale LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: Shopping NOW. Thinkgeek.com (awesome site, love it!), watch out! Show this on Gizmodo too. Fab girly stuff and "traditional geek" stuff in one. more » effgeevee: If, for Christmas, I get pots o' money, April O'Neil and Joan Jett are going to move in next to Motoko Kusanagi and Tuxedo Mask, I think. They shall l... more » AfroJezeBella: I will always think of Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman. More scary then hot, well, lotsa scary and not hot. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "Plus: Free shipping on Christian Bale? Where do we sign? " This is what I'm saying. "Yes Please" is the only appropriate response. (But what about... more » MargaretMoony: I have so much love for those reusable bags! more » euterpe35: Connor & Murphy MacManus. WANT. (dang. it's a pre-order) more » nerdycellist: The Jedi cloaks are rad, but be careful; I had a gorgeous cloak-like coat that I thought made me look like a bad-ass Jedi. I called it my Star Wars cl... more » Tippi Hedren: I would kill for the Joan Jett doll. KILL. more » Kitanne: I, um, sort of want the Anakin Skywalker boots. I love buckles and misc. straps and boots of serious butt-kicking like that. more » Casquivana: No, Dodai, you're not weird. The first thing I thought when looking at that Bruce Wayne action figure was "well, it's kinda hot. Look at that mouth." ... more » Chamalla,barren crone: Disturbing fact I learned about myself today: I would totally buy a vibrating Christian Bale action figure if such a thing existed. Take note, entrep... more » BetteD: I'm not gonna lie. The only thing keeping me from buying that Cyndi Lauper doll is my bank account. In other news, I have little to no shame. more » scullymurphy: This looks like a bonanza for Cleolinda and the Secret Life of Dolls. Any of the rest of you read that? It's pure, shiny lulz! more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I saw the Christian Bale action figure and thought it was a Patrick Bateman doll. Now I'm disappointed. more » hortense: I'm with you, Dodai- I can't believe Coraline didn't come with her famous sweater! I think the Christian Bale doll should swear at you when you pull ... more » Cam/ron: "I totally relate to Tom Cruise. He's not crazy, it's just the litany of the mid-life crisis." - Bret Easton Ellis #tomcruise more » jenilane: He saw the madness within before it became clear to the rest of us. The boy can method act like nobody's business! #tomcruise more » o-line: I bet Tom Cruise can get a table at Dorsia. #tomcruise more » erinna: Christian Bale did this role brilliantly, and knowing this was his inspiration is spot on!! I've always been a little creeped by the blank stare in To... more » redqueenmeg: I swear my husband and I have pointed this likeness out before to each other! #tomcruise more » -
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Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas
There's some new stuff in the latest Entertainment Earth catalog. Plus: Free shipping on Christian Bale? Where do we sign?
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Patrick Bateman = Tom Cruise + Christian Bale
Director Mary Harron: "...one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy." [BlackBook] -
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Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
- Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.
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Advocacy Group Defeats "Octomom" In Court, Mark Wahlberg Worried About Christian Bale's Weight
A judge has ruled that Paul Petersen president of the child actor advocacy group, A Minor Consideration, can file a financial guardianship petition for Nadya Suleman's children, despite the fact that he's not directly related to the Suleman family. [Reuters] More » -
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Heidi & Spencer A "Nightmare"; Courtney Caught In Bed With What?
- Surprise, surprise: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are a "complete nightmare" for the people working on the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, where Heidi is supposed to perform on Sunday night. An insider says:
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Robin & Sean Split For Third Time; Hailey Says Kate's "Going For The Sympathy Card"
- Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn due to "irreconcilable differences." They've already drawn up divorce papers twice before and announced their reconciliation in May.
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Lindsay's Birthday Cash; Angelina Earns More Than Jen
- Lindsay Lohan turns 23 tomorrow, but she's allegedly already been paid $70,000 by the MGM Grand for hosting an all-day "pre-celebration" in Las Vegas last Saturday.
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SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
- Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]
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Depp! Cotillard! Bale! The Public Enemies Premiere Was Awesome
With this level of star power, you knew the L.A. premiere of Public Enemies was one to watch. And thanks to Johnny, Marion, Christian, Rosario and all their impossibly chic friends? It was! More » -
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Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
- Kate Winslet tells Allure that when filming The Reader, she had to regrow her pubic hair:
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Chris Brown Sued For Assault; Prince Harry Arriving In U.S.
- Chris Brown is being sued for assault and battery, but not by anyone you know:
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Brad Cast In Basterds After Getting Drunk & High With Tarantino
- How did Brad Pitt end up in Inglourious Basterds? Booze and weed maybe:
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Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
- Twihards! Sparkle vamp Robert Pattinson says there will be a fourth Twilight movie; the plot of the book Breaking Dawn will come to the big screen. What does this mean?
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Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"
- Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:
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Madonna To Marry Jesus?
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
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Amy's Comeback Gig Is A Total Disaster
- Don't call it a comeback: Amy Winehouse's attempt to restart her career in St. Lucia was a disaster, with audience members booing her as she stumbled about and forgot the lyrics to her songs. [DailyMail]
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A Boy For Spiderman, A Girl On The Way For Heidi And Seal
- Tobey Maguire and his wife, Jennifer Meyer, who already have a daughter together, two-and-a-half year old Ruby, now have a son; their second child was born Friday and "the family is healthy and happy." [People]
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Shanna Moakler Confirms Carrie Prejean's Breasts Were Paid For By Pageant
- Shanna Moakler, Co-Executive Director of the Miss California Organization, has confirmed that the pageant paid for Miss California Carrie Prejean's breast implants.
