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more about #christian more comments → Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Because this scent is "about two people and the power of the relationship." SOMEBODY at Avon has jumped on the Obama/Clinton bandwagon... more » bitchney: Can somebody please explain the Victoria's Secret shoplifting phenomenon? Is there really that much demand for panties that create non-stop wedgies a... more » hydrogen_jukebox: Spongebob is part of the movement towards the new masculinity. He loves Krabby Patties and high fashion, he hunts for jellyfish, but only catalogues t... more » midwestdesigner: I'd like to see a Venn diagram of people who love Karl and Spongebob. more » BlondeGoddess: Cafe Flirt. I so want to be there now. more » frugal: Well I wonder, can you see my feets is not murder? more » ketamineKitty: christ, people who would pepper spray a sales person in order to shoplift have obviously never worked in retail. more » futuremouse: Kate Moss, meet futuremouse's friends. One day with them and I guarantee there will be at least a dozen unflattering pictures of you eating on facebo... more » Tchotchke: I'm choosing to take the Kate Moss tidbit with a grain of salt, however, let's say for a second that it is true. Kate Moss proving that she does in fa... more » cinematheques: Spongebob Couturepants. more » TransFat: #15 I know "V" is not the best show it can be but was it really necessary to skin the visitors for couture? #newmoon more » Hiroine Protagonist: Dear God, J-Lo-Hew. WHAT is on your FEET? Terrible. Terrible, awful, heinous, dreadful. Open-toed, slouch leather shooties? Why? Why would you do that... more » suiterkin: Stephenie Meyer is, once again, showing that she makes her living off of frumpifying Anne Rice. #newmoon more » Lolita Hazed: How much do I love this poster: "Jackson tell Jasper I have a papercut 2" #newmoon more » Jack_Burton: Stephanie Meyer - "What's a Grecian urn?" #newmoon more » -
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Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
- Karl Lagerfeld gave SpongeBob SquarePants a makeover for a charity auction, resulting in this little charmer, which sold for €1,000. [WWD]
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#goodbadugly
Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
You could not doubt the commitment to sparkle motion of anyone at the Los Angeles premiere of New Moon. We could barely see the vampires, werewolves, Joan Jett and many stars for all the blinding sequins of the assembled company... More » -
#ragtrade
Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
- Heidi Klum is not Superwoman, okay? She's not walking in the Victoria's Secret runway show a mere month after giving birth to her fourth child. She's just going to host it. Sheesh. Some people have such unrealistic expectations. [E!]
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#ragtrade
Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
- The Olsen twins are launching a new juniors' collection for JC Penney, home of the brands Kimora Lee Simmons, Bisou Bisou, and Charlotte Ronson. It'll be called Olsenboye and is expected in stores this spring. [The Cut]
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#dirtbag
Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
- Conan O'Brien landed in the hospital yesterday due to an injury sustained during a Tonight Show stunt. A source says O'Brien was "running down a flight of stairs when he slipped and banged his head, possibly sustaining a concussion." [E!]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Lohan Likes Guys, Bathrooms
- Lindsay Lohan has supposedly been spending time with "a different man every night" since breaking up with Sam Ronson:
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#artssake
Muse Asylum: The Dubious Honor Of Inspiring Genius
86-year-old Lucian Freud has a new, 25-year-old muse. Obviously. More » -
