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    Red-headed bookworm: MAYBE if Michael and Dina Lohan stopped broadcasting every signal thing about Lindsay and their family, she wouldn't be screwed up. more »
    yvanehtnioj: Pardon me for being the kind of person who would say this to a group of adults, but: is it just me or does Miley Cyrus look like Kim Possible in that ... more »
    jigglyball: $10 says studios are already soliciting screenplays for Bling Ring: The Movie. $20 says they'd be able to cast LL as herself. #mileycyrus more »
    shantidevi: A movie about Keats? Jane Campion is my new hero. #mileycyrus more »
    DarcyMcCarbomb: Tilda Swinton confuses me. Raping a young child is forgivable, but making a new golf course crosses the line? THAT'S the stand she's making? #mileyc... more »
    UrbanAchiever: Teen Thieves - The Movie: Pitch in 3, 2... #mileycyrus more »
    BlondeGoddess: Is there such a thing as an oral restraining order? Because Michael Lohan talking shit about his daughter every day is making me sick. #mileycyrus more »
    PrincessOfPower: Regarding Jon and Kate 2.0: The Hayes Family, based on the picture at the link it looks like a few of their kids are over 10. I don't see this show be... more »
    Tchotchke: I really hope Courtney Love sticks to her word and doesn't have anymore plastic surgery. If you look at old Hole concert footage from the mid-'90s, sh... more »
    Breamworthy: The Alice in Wonderland movie looks fucking amazing, although I suspect it differs substantially from the book. It looks like there's a lot more focus... more »
    CollegeCamel: I didn't realize that Alf was on Twitter. #mileycyrus more »
    morninggloria: You know, that cat is probably better off not alive than living with someone who probably spends the day singing "Party In The USA" at an elevated vol... more »
    femaledwightschrute: Was Heath really close friends with Lindsay, or did Michael Lohan just mistake his daughter for an Olsen twin? more »
    AmbiguouslyGayUno: I was really hoping that when I clicked the Anderson Cooper link, it would lead to a picture of him in the bathtub. That was a disappointment. #mileyc... more »
    Sandicomm: I really hate Alice and Wonderland, and I'm not really a Tim Burton fan, but damn if that doesn't look wonderful. I want to see it! #mileycyrus more »
    ElleL: Why Jessica Biel? Fucking Engaged sounds like it could be hilarious, but minus the Biel factor. #mileycyrus more »
    Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: As far as the Catholics offended by Larry David... The Catholic League represents Catholics as much as Focus on the Family represents families. Bill... more »
    ElleL: Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being. Who says that kind of thing to the MEDIA!? He is scum. #mileycyrus more »
    Ailatan: I want to watch Bright Star so badly! If you read the article at the link, beware, since it might make you weep *blows nose* Slightly related "Minx" ... more »
    Kivrin: If I can't have my American McGee's "Alice" movie, Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" is probably the next best thing. So fucking excited. #mileycyrus more »
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    Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death

    • Ready for a mega-eyeroll? A "fan" is threatening to kill her cat, Fuzzy, and eat the animal unless Miley Cyrus reopens her Twitter account. The girl says:
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