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more about #chocolate sweetypie4now: I'm not sure I get it. Are these pear's so amazing that they're worth this cost and express air delivery? Can't I go buy one in the store?? I feel ... more » coolcooldame: Forget about teams pie or cake. I am team cheesecake. I'm aware it has cake in the title but I've never considered this delicate treat, cake because ... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): When I read "Moose Munch" my mind immediately went to Sarah Palin and an act I shall not name. I am a sick, horrible woman who needs to go bleach her... more » R_Claw: Am I getting classier (doubtful) or is H&D beginning to look a little Fingerling?? more » caffeinequeen: I don't know if my SO/family/friends read Jezebel, but if so, I'm putting them on notice: if you get me the fruit wreath and not the cheesecake party... more » alula: Hee, I like number 6. That's totally what I wish I were having for dinner tonight. OM NOM NOM. (And God, I would kill for some really good pears. ... more » snark_shark: So, are the pears truly to die for? Cuz yes I adore candy and such, but an insanely juicy sweet pear (or apple, esp. the Fuji apples my local farmer's... more » Ratinski: I love fruitcake. My mother used to make it in loaf pans and since I lacked all self-control, I could eat one. By myself. Over several clandestine tri... more » tallgirl-in-heels: It used to be that I could eat mountains of sugary, chocolatey goodness. Mountains! Then something happened to me, I don't know what, but just looking... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: These posts always come along when it's almost suppertime. Damn. I did just put in an order at Vermont Country Store for mint straws and some other t... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: for me, this is porn. more » ElleL: Oooooh chesecake party wheeel... mmmmm. I used to "lunch" at Harry & David, they always have the greatest samples. more » hfree: We have gotten Harry and David's pears every year since forever. We keep our Christmas ornaments in the boxes (since they are lined to protect fruit,... more » Breamworthy: "Our gifty new ready-to-give design" a) I did not realize that gifty was an adjective b) Is this being written by Cosmo editors and other proponents... more » sassyredhead: They have 3 varieties of Blue Cheese and one was smoked over hazelnuts. Yeah, that was me moaning(a good moan). more » TransFat: I once house/dogsat for a couple who had a tin of peppermint bark. Curiosity turned into a nibble, a nibble turned into a bite, a bite turned into me ... more » jigglyball: Jesus, even Harry & David is offering a Bill Me Later option? The economy has gone pear-shaped, hasn't it? more » rodmanstreet: These are the kinds of catalogs that come in the mail to the office addressed to your boss and all us lowly workers go, "Oh! This looks wonderful! Ma... more » hughman: at $7 a pop, that pear better set the table, cut itself and do the dishes afterward. more » venegirl: Who eats a pear like that? more » -
#todayincatalogs
Harry & David's Merry, Mouth-Watering Christmas With A Crunch
The fruit in the Harry & David catalog may not appeal to you, but what about cookies? Cheesecake? Peppermint bark!?!?! Ugh. So hungry right now. More » -
#todayincatalogs
Halloween At Dean & Deluca: The Trick Is Being Able To Afford The Treats
Halloween may be a very kid-oriented holiday, but you'd better have a grown-up bank account to shop for the delicious desserts in the new Dean & Deluca catalog. For instance:
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#constantcraving
Good Medicine?
A new product hitting shelves in Australia: Chocolate-covered acne treatment. The company recommends eating "between two and five chocolates a day for the fastest results." [News.com.au] -
#mixedmessages
"Naughty, But Not That Naughty."
It's long, slim, brown and beige and you put it in your mouth. The advertising slogan is "Pleasure Yourself." It's called a "Fling." The word "finger"is used. It's a candy bar. For women. [NPR] -
#easytoswallow
Snacking Instead Of Popping Pills: Food Cures
Upon hearing the news that a bacon sandwich can cure a hangover, many of you will probably say: No shit. More » -
#higoodbye
Stick A Fork In It
Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry. I totally almost forgot. It's National Chocolate Mousse Day! And you are free to talk about all that and more below. See you Monday. [The Nibble] -
#yum
Chocoholic
The new book Chocolate: History, Culture and Heritage reveals, among other pieces of choco-centric trivia, that during the American Revolution, soldiers were wont to mix their ration of chocolate with wine. [NYT] -
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#leftovers
Sex Offenders Find Refuge On Facebook • Ancient Americans Loved Chocolate?
• Today, MySpace handed over the names of 90,000 registered sex offenders that have been kicked off the site over the past two years. Authorities believe that many of them are now on Facebook. • More » -
#leftovers
Drew Peterson's Girlfriend Moves In • Sex Offender Wins Lottery Sponsored By Victim Advocacy Group
• 23-year-old Christina Raines, mother of two and Drew Peterson's newest girlfriend, has just moved in with him. Her family and friends are understandably upset. • More » -
#gracejones
Dark & Lovely
Grace Jones recently had her head recreated in chocolate to promote her new album. Somehow it's hard to imagine her as super sweet. [Refinery 29]
