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more about #childpornography Juliekins: I hold a professional certification in computer forensics. When we were doing practicals for the exam, naturally we couldn't use real pornographic (le... more » VirginiaDentata: I hope said porn-lovin' kitty is named Toonces, and that he takes his owner on a drive soon. more » mischiefmanager: We had that problem too, but it stopped after we neutered the cats. Now they only download National Geographic shows. more » DoctorNine: I don't think I have ever quoted Christian scripture on a GMN site before, but perhaps Matthew 5:29 applies in this instance: "..And if thy right eye ... more » Breamworthy: Megan, you know we all had to click on the "Man blames cat for porn" tag just to see if there were any other posts. more » Jack_Burton: Also, his possum is a notorious gossip. more » SarahHeartburn: My cat just MADE me eat a grilled cheese sandwich. more » PipPipCheerio: Yeah, my cat is always putting kitty porn on my computer too... Oh, kiddie porn? Never mind. more » morninggloria: I thought that everyone knows that cats don't care for kiddie porn. They're more into snuff films. Starring them. And a mouse. more » andBegorrah: So it is Blame the Pussy Week in Psychotopia. more » sybann: I calll bullshit - cat porn involves chipmunks, flies, birdies on feeders, fish in aquariums, and hamsters on wheels. Oh, and anything covered in tuna... more » Penny: Damn, if I had only had this brilliant excuse in high school. more » Gingerlime: Are men ever responsible for ANYTHING they do? more » AJ: Who knew cats were that diabolical? Sounds like Jon Arbuckle should consider himself lucky that Garfield limited himself to eating, sleeping, and kic... more » Cafezinha: I don't think I've ever seen anything that made me weep so pitifully. Straight up red-faced, bawling, with snot all over my face. This is fucking terr... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I don't think these ads work on the actual offenders. They don't think that what they do is wrong..they don't care what it costs in terms of pain and ... more » hello.kitty: Is my French rusty or did the last screen say that the penalty for child porn is only two years in prison? Mon dieu WTF? more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: Could anyone translate the text at the end of the ad for me, please? I get the gist, but I'm curious about the parts I don't understand. more » LolaQuinn is full of beans: The people looking at child porn are pedophiles...are they really going to be swayed by an advertisement? "Wow, I never thought of it that way! I gues... more » chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: Yeah, that's a creepy and disturbing ad. But no, not even close to being as creepy and disturbing as the subject itself. Maybe it'll make a few people... more » -
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Man Blames Cat For Human Failings
Keith Griffin claims that his cat is the source of the nearly 1,000 child pornography images police have charged him with possessing. His dog ate his homework, too. [BuzzFeed, WPTV]
