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more about #cherylburke Snowbunny: I wonder is Anna Paquin's home will be light tight? True Moyer isn't actually a vampire, but it can't be fun maintaining that color in Southern Calif... more » LaComtesse: Oprah—No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It’s bad enough that the West Side Highway is a bloody clusterfuck for the Pride parade! YOU DON’T GET TO ... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I really can't get any satisfaction over Ryan's death. Two young people's lives are over and their loved one's lives will never be the same. more » YorubaGirl: I love me some True Blood (am eagerly awaiting the recap - hurry!) and so I'm delighted by Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer's househunting. But thanks to... more » Rare Affinity: So being a party planner isn’t a suitable job for a future Queen of England in the shape of Kate Middleton? Queen Elizabeth I of England famously sa... more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Pfft. I used to have a $7 superhouse. It was made out of a refrigerator box and it could fly. (It also had space to draw on inner and outer walls with... more » NefariousNewt: I am happy for Milla Jovovich. No, really. I'll just be over in the corner weeping... more » NefariousNewt: Wouldn't that be a kick if Joe Lieberman was taken out by Alec Baldwin? more » NefariousNewt: Let the Ryan Jenkins saga be a cautionary tale for all reality shoes: CHECK BACKGROUNDS THOROUGHLY! more » lalaland13: Poor Cheryl Burke. I don't know what she did to piss off the producers, but no one deserves the punishment of having to dance with Tom DeLay. more » NefariousNewt: Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan's pants remained untouched. more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: As a Connecticutian, I can say without hesitation, that I would 100% vote for crazy-ass Alec Baldwin over Joe Lieberman. more » YorubaGirl: I have just recently founded a charity to raise money for airfare to New York so that I may gaze upon the visages of Huge Ackman and Daniel Craig on a... more » par3: thank you, Lindsay, for making the effort to shield your offensively awful lip injections. that sophia bush story almost made my coffee spray out of ... more » cuteasabutton: Does Jerry not realise that you don't have to be married to have sex? more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: Maybe Kelly Clarkson /is/ pregnant and is just like, really bored by the prospect of having the kid. more » rd2uk: Maybe Thom Yorke is talking about the Miley Cyrus thing? Y'know how she went on some radio show and whinged about how Radiohead didn't meet her and sa... more » Hippopotame asks you in a very dignified manner to please promote her comments.: Um, the PETA thing is a joke, ya know? more » MarissaExplainsItAll: I have a solution for the producers of The Hills. Just get a my size barbie to converse w/ Audrina. It would be the same exact effect. more » goodcheapfun: Charlize Theron, go fuck yourself. more » -
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Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
- Lindsay Lohan's Hollywood home was burglarized over the weekend. Dina Lohan says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
PETA Wants A Taste Of Clooney; Britney Has A New Boyfriend
- PETA has one of George Clooney's sweaty towels and wrote him a letter asking to harvest his perspiration to make Clooney flavored tofu, or CloFu. "As a mammal, I'm offended," said Clooney in response. [E!]
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#ragtrade
Olivier's Unemployment Outrages Anna's Sense Of What's Right
- Like everyone, Anna Wintour heard that rumor Nina Ricci was firing Olivier Theyskens. Her reaction? "How could you do this to me!" It's nice to know her concern rests with the possibly unemployed guy. [Blackbook]
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