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more about #chelseaclinton more comments → Bunsen Honeydew: So, Mezvinsky, how many goats did YOU offer Hilary to bag that? [jezebel.com] I've always really liked Chelsea for some reason. I hope the whole Cli... more » sara-without-an-h: She manages to look so much like both her parents at the same time! It's sweet. more » wilmawonker: I think the Hatoyamas and Kuciniches could build strong ties between our two countries. more » westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): "value accuracy in translating the word of god" That is about the funniest thing I've read all day. more » paloma loves a wild rumpus: Dawn Fraser, you win badass of the year award. "He threatened my life and I got really annoyed about that" FTW more » TheExperience: Miyuki Hatoyama, you don't need to go to Venus to meet aliens. Anyone who grew up in the 80's knows that they hang out in the bar of the Paramus Holid... more » Jack_Burton: For Chelsea... marriedtothesea.com more » LaComtesse: Re Miyuki Hatoyama. I just read that bit to my co-worker who said "I think that's what we call 'a dream.'" more » badmutha: So the new Japanese Prime minister's wife is very into X-Files type stuff! Either that or she had some chemical help in her vision of Venus. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: The FGM story actually makes me kind of happy. I'm so glad that some of these women might be able to restore sexual sensations and experience a well-... more » LuvEwan: "French doctor Pierre Foldes has developed a simple reconstructive procedure for victims of female genital mutilation that removes the painful tissue ... more » moonwalking: Once, In an Egyptian market my dad was offered twenty camels for me. My dad went along with it for a minute because he thought the shop owner was kid... more » Nancy Sin: Multi-generational bish plz FTW. more » Mafalda para Presidente: Chelsea doesn't look too pleased with the offer. I think he should have offered at least 100 goats and 50 cows, MINIMUM. more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Oh, come one, you know he's totally keeping the unicorn in his back pocket. Tightwad. more » -
#chelseamorning
For Real, This Time
Chelsea Clinton is officially engaged to longtime boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky, the pair revealed via email. "We didn't get married this past summer despite the stories to the contrary, but we are looking toward next summer," they wrote. Mazel Tov! [ABC] -
#leftovers
Suspect Arrested In Serial Killings; Clintons Bet $1,000 That Chelsea Wouldn't Wed
• Antwan Maurice Pittman, 31, has been charged with first-degree murder in the death of Taraha Shenice Nicholson, one of the five women police suspect were murdered by a serial killer in Rocky Mount, North Carolina. More » -
#chelseamorning
Domestic Diplomacy
"A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage may still be on the table - and Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the "very kind offer" to her daughter." [MSNBC] -
#thegoodthebadtheugly
"Star-Studded Gala" Brings Out Stars, Studs, Amazing Clothes
If, like DKMS, you're gonna call something a "Star-Studded Gala," you'd better deliver. Luckily, last night's event at Cipriani 42nd Street delivered with Rihanna, Betsey Johnson, Kylie Minogue, Chelsea Clinton and some truly rad threads. More » -
#dirtbag
Is John Mayer's New Song About Jennifer Aniston?
- John Mayer wrote a song called "Heartbreak Warfare" so naturally there is speculation that it's about Ms. Jennifer Aniston. But, uh, check out these lyrics:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Britney's In Prison; Chelsea Clinton Is Engaged
- Today trial to extend a restraining order against Sam Lutfi, a lawyer testified that he was once hired to free Britney Spears from her father's conservatorship because it's like living "in prison." [Yahoo]
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#clips
Bill Clinton Talks About Presidential Pets On Martha
Former President Bill Clinton appeared on Martha Stewart's show this morning to pitch his global initiative website, but he also got a little misty when talking about his daughter and his dogs. More » -
