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more about #charlottegainsbourg more comments → Lolita Hazed: I wonder if the key is in the crystals? more » badmutha: I read the Louis Vuitton tree thingy as "money trees," which made me wonder about the origin and availability of said trees. more » Plum-Pie: It is bad how much I would like to own Yves and Pierre's omlette pan. I bet it's beautifully seasoned. more » odinsraven: Marcus Shenkenberg, Gabriel Aubry, and Derek Zoolander. That's it. I can count twenty years' worth of male models on one hand. more » CynicalPink: Gap, can we have a talk? Just...stop, okay? Just stop with the gimmicks. It won't help. You were basically all I wore back in high school. The stuff ... more » BAngieB: What's strange is that all of Michelle's jewelry pieces are keys. more » femme-bot: "It starts at $78" So expect to pay $80 for a t-shirt. more » Kivrin: "Colorful crystals"? Gah, Dawn ruins everything! #buffythevampireslayer more » londoner: Kate Winslett and Sam Mendes? Noooooooo! more » rd2uk: ugh what danni minogue said to that dude on x factor was so incredibly inappropriate. as if there is something wrong with him if he is in fact gay or ... more » annebreal: Honestly, Miley should know better, but she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, is only sixteen, and probably pays even less attention to how s... more » Blueberry26: "I had dairy a few weeks ago by accident and I knew because the next day I was all phlegmy. And I was farting and it was gross. And then I knew. It wa... more » jigglyball: But... but... Yoplait tells me that eating yogurt will cause me to lose dress sizes! And that I'll have hilarious misunderstandings with my tailor abo... more » sarasasa: Wasn't there a poll here last week to see how long it would take Jon Gosselin to find religion? Ta-dáh! Come get your prizes ladies and gentlemen! more » elaborate bacon (princessprissypants): Soooo . . . since dairy makes you gain weight, not eating it will make me skinny? If I cut out all dairy, I'll magically lose the 100lbs I need to ... more » -
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Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
- Michelle Trachtenberg is designing a line of jewelry for Coach's Poppy brand. Expect "colorful crystals." [WWD]
- Zac Posen is doing a lower-priced line, Z Spoke, which will be available exclusively through Saks Fifth Avenue come spring. It starts at $78:
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Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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John Travolta To Testify Today; Jaclyn Smith Is Alive & Well
- John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.
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Genital Mutilation, Violence, And Misogyny In Von Trier's Antichrist
When Lars von Trier's new film Antichrist screened at Cannes, it was met with whistles, boos, and horrified laughter. It's obviously and blatantly offensive. But, as a profile of von Trier in Sunday's New York Times asks, is it misogynist? More » -
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Sister Christians: Siriano Partners With Starbucks; Lacroix May Be Saved
- Christian Siriano is collaborating secretly with Starbucks. He won't say on what, but isn't speculation fun? Maybe he's changing the uniform to something fierce, with ruffles. [The Cut]
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Lindsay's Enraged; Love Hewitt's Engaged
- According to this report, Samantha Ronson went out with Sopranos actress Drea De Matteo last night, got into a fight with Lindsay Lohan about it, and threw LL's clothes out into the street.
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Mischa Barton On Drugs; Prince Flying High
- According to this report, Mischa Barton was taken from her home last week because she was so high on coke friends were afraid she was going to kill herself. [NY Post]
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Charlotte To Star In New Perfume Ad; Rihanna Nabs Italian Vogue?
- Nicolas Ghesquière picked the intolerably cool Charlotte Gainsbourg to advertise Balenciaga's perfume. Ghesquière calls his friend "one of the most inspiring girls in the world." Gainsbourg said, "I was secretly hoping to be the face of Nicolas' first perfume." [WWD]
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Russell Turns Lindsay Down, Harry Potter Writes Hooker Poetry, And Ryan Goes Green
- Daniel Radcliffe is a budding poet: one of his poems (written when he was 17, mind you) can be read here. It involves "glistening blondes," and "hookers and lies." Hookers and lies?! That's 10 points from Gryffindor! [DailyMail]
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Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them
- Jesus Luz went on a Brazilian TV program, Fantastico, and said of Madonna: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:
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Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets
- Twihards! Sparkle vamp Robert Pattinson says there will be a fourth Twilight movie; the plot of the book Breaking Dawn will come to the big screen. What does this mean?
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Spoiler (Of Movie, Lunch, Life) Alert
If your jaded psyche wasn't scarred by this or this, read what Charlotte Gainsbourg does to Willem Dafoe's genitals in the upcoming Antichrist — then crawl into a corner and weep. [New York] -
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51-Year-Old Gallic Supermodel Walks For Gaultier
- Jean Paul Gaultier always brings surprise into his shows. He's had Coco Rocha Irish dance, and included plus models in his lineup. This time he closed the show with magnificent Ines de la Fressange. [AFP]
