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more about #charlizetheron dirtybee: Lil Wayne was supposed to perform in Laredo TX last night - my cousins that live there were really excited to see him perform (Laredo doesn't get too ... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Amy, Amy, Amy...where's your moral parallel? Sorry, I just wanted to quote one of her songs. But bad move, Amy. Bad move. more » rednrowdy: really zoe? really? angelina and halle got to where they are because they were sex pots first. so how exactly is that changing anything? could the... more » fatmonalisa: That Hugh Grant quote is so true! I always see him in the Louboutin place with chicks near my apartment. more » random_play: These four women really make up one complete woman. If the four women combine to make up one complete, giant, ass-kicking robot, I am totally going t... more » jasminetea: Oh, I'm thrilled for Patrick Stewart. I'm almost embarrassed to admit how huge of a crush I have on him. Almost. more » midwesternmom: I think what's happening between Lindsey and Leo is more "stalking" than "socializing." more » Island of Misfit Toys: Zoe: Please watch Star Wars, Alien and Raiders of the Lost Ark. All have strong women in roles of power. more » BettyCrockerPunkRocker: Disney makes me ill. When Michael Jackson had the stench of (alleged) pedophile on him, they bailed on any connection to him. Guy's dead and his rec... more » HereComesMyBaby: I was thinking the following quote was said by Joan Rivers, not Joan Collins, and got very confused: "Women who turn to cosmetic procedures look ghast... more » Pantra: Kim Cattrall, please understand that part of feminism is accepting that not all women define "femininity" the same way, nor are all of them interested... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: considering his prostitute incident, you'd think hg would not want to conjure up any "pretty woman" images. then again, he doesn't seem to give a fig... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Kim, we are in a recession, honey. Few people can afford a closet full of expensive designer shoes. Most of the ones who could before were taken to th... more » FrannyR: When SJP says "B.O.", does she mean the stink of unwashed clothes and days old sweat? Or new fresh sweat? Because I love the smell of the sweaty skin ... more » egg cream: Zoe Saldana should try watching some movies made before 1998. more » femme-bot: Is Kim Cattrall on crack or stuck in 2001? I mean, it was "dated" before it went off the air. Don't get me wrong, I love myself some SatC, but they sh... more » Mrs.Ataxxia: Oh my GAWD! Sir Patrick Stewart. Too fabulous for words. Love Love LOVES it. more » UrbanAchiever: Zoe Saldana: I think you are great, and both Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry are terrifc. BUT before you start writing movie history only as far back a... more » legs benedict: I kind of like the smell of B.O. too. Just wanted to put that out there. It's my birthday, so I can. more » ronniedobbs: There is no one who annoys me more than the dining companion who kicks up a lot of dust by being SOO HUNGRY! and exclaiming HOW DELICIOUS! the food is... more » -
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Amy Engaged To Blake, Lindsay Spotted With Leo, And Sarah Jessica Wants You To Smell Like B.O.
- Blake Fielder-Civil claims that he and his ex-wife of four months, Amy Winehouse, are back together and engaged once again. "This time we're doing things properly and hopefully that will help our families both come round to the idea. [DailyMail]
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Beyoncé's Hot Scent; Madonna Prefers Shoes To Sex
- Beyoncé's first perfume, Heat, launches in February. She says, "Red is one of my favorite colors, as is gold." And the bottle is intended to look antique, because her mother had so many old perfumes when she was little. [WWD]
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Lara Stone, Rehab, & The Problem Of Idiotic Celebrity Profiles
Fact: most celebrity profiles are boring. Fact: Lara Stone — the "curvy," "old" Dutch supermodel — is interesting. In this battle between medium and subject, who shall prevail? Clearly the one who's prepared to talk about alcoholism and breasts.
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Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
- Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death
- Ready for a mega-eyeroll? A "fan" is threatening to kill her cat, Fuzzy, and eat the animal unless Miley Cyrus reopens her Twitter account. The girl says:
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I'm Your Biggest Fan, I'll Follow You Until You Love Me… Papa, Paparazzi
[Los Angeles, October 28. Image via WENN.]
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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
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A-List All The Way At Hollywood Awards Gala
The 13th annual Hollywood Awards Gala Ceremony (how's that for a generic title?), held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel, was awesome. Think A-list stars, and clothes to match. But you don't have to take my word for it: More » -
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Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
- Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]
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Armani To Rule Nation With Kid-Gloved Fist; Kanye West Kills His Clothing Line
- Giorgio Armani might be made Senator for Life (a real position) by the Italian president. The designer would then vote on the national budget, and "beautify" parliamentary proceedings. Armani's reaction to the nomination, and his political leanings, were unknown. [WSJ]
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Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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Roman Polanski Arrested In Switzerland
- Director Roman Polanski has been arrested by Swiss police, at the request of the United States, after he tried to enter Switzerland to attend the Zurich Film Festival, where a tribute to his work is taking place. [CNN]
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Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
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Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
- Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:
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#goodbadugly
Fashion's Night Out Was Out Of Control!
Last night marked Fashion's contribution to the global economy, and in New York, the Dior Boutique's fete was among the slickest. Charlize Theron! Anna Wintour! Iman! Alexander Richards! All stimulating the economy, people! More » -
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Jen & Gerard Do Dinner; Tila Shows Her Bruises
- Their movie's finished, so Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler went back to L.A. and had a "quiet dinner" on Wednesday. A source says:
- Their movie's finished, so Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler went back to L.A. and had a "quiet dinner" on Wednesday. A source says:
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September Vogue Says: Save Our Puff-Piece-Writing, Expensive-Shit-Selling Jobs
This fall, buying expensive clothes isn't just a "smart" "investment" — it's your moral duty! If you don't, Vogue's editors will starve. And then they won't be able to bring you tasteful photo shoots and cerebral interviews.
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