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more about #charliesheen Diziet_Sma: A hundred bucks says if Nicole has a boy, she'll call him Adam, after DJ AM. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Does anyone, anyone remember years ago when Kathy Griffin wrote in Jane magazine about her liposuction gone horribly wrong and about how she wasn't go... more » ytuhermanotambien: Could you please not refer to Joe Francis as a mastermind of anything? more » f_ing_kangaroo: What's with the Robert Rodriguez bit mentioning all of the actors in "Machete" except for Danny Trejo, who's the star of the whole thing? I wouldn't ... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I want to put all the Birthers and 9/11 Truthers on a deserted island somewhere-- preferably one with polar bears. Not only would we be no longer sub... more » Leucadia: Ok, I do feel extremely bad for Emma Watson, because she seems sweet and no one should be harrassed by the paps like that. But one does wonder: financ... more » BiteMeMitchell!: I'm not really a fan of Ricky Gervais, but I really like it when people in the public eye openly admit to not wanting children. I wish more famous wom... more » Bgirl_Hamster: Re: the Simon Cowell Birthday Bash Attendees: Elton John, Kevin Spacey, Denise Richards One of these things is not like the others, One of these thin... more » amoureuse est heureuse: If Nicole has a boy, I hope that she names him Lionel Ritchie Madden. Kourtney should name her spawn Kontraception Oops Kardashian. more » rednrowdy: um, robert rodriguez lives either in austin or very close to it, so him 'taking over austin' isn't much of a stretch. more » gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: If Spandau Ballet is making a comeback, does that mean Oingo Boingo and The Circle Jerks aren't far behind? I would pay to see that. more » BabyJane: I can't be sure of the other dirt bag items, but the one about Spandau Ballet - I know this much is true. more » LaComtesse: Per Miley in SATC2: I think the fact that we're talking about the fact that there is, in fact, a SATC2 is a sign of the apocalypse in and of itself. more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: Maybe it's because I'm a Red Sox fan or maybe it's because I have little tolerance for tools, but I think Kate Hudson can do much better than A-Rod. more » cuteasabutton: Rihanna's Dad is awesome. more » cuteasabutton: Congrats Nicole and Joel!(I know we don't know the sex yet, but thought this would be apt). more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Re: Tila Tequila. I have a bone to pick. Was mention of her size necessary? I mean. Is abuse ok if the woman is bigger? Or if the guy is not a giganti... more » KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Hmmm...I didn't know chicken fingers were considered vegetarian. Maybe if they're shaped like veggies? more » NewsBunny: If the ENTIRE BEATLES CATALOG is not available on iTunes soon, I am going to have to start doing something drastic. Also, where the fuck is AC/DC? ... more » lilbobbytables: Ahem. LEAVE EMMA ALONE. That is all. more » -
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Baby Number 2 For Nicole Richie; Sex And The City 2 Wedding Secrets
- Unsolicited uterus update: Nicole Richie is in labor!
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Edward Cullen Breaks Your Little Sister's Heart
- To start this Memorial Day weekend, here's a picture of Robert Pattinson with his arm around a pretty blonde that is probably making the girl I saw wearing a "Team Edward" t-shirt yesterday cry. [ShowbizSpy]
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The Ronsons Want Lindsay Restrained; Jessica Simpson Dropped From Label
- Samantha Ronson's family is seeking a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan, and confirming some of the troubling rumors about Lindsay's habits.
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Chris Brown's Violence Against Women Week Appearance; Britney Had Lutfi's Sister Sneak Her A Cell Phone
- Thanks to the tipsters who let us know that Chris Brown was hanging out at their school, the University of Mary Washington earlier this week, and that his visit was very poorly timed.
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Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
- A dude was arrested for trying to break into the Dancing With The Stars studio.
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Rihanna's Good News/Bad News
- Rihanna's maybe moving on! But: She was seen getting cozy with Wilmer Valderrama. Isn't that dude bad news bears? He's been linked to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Mandy Moore… [Mirror]
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Family Members Out LeAnn Rimes' Husband; Conflicting Reports on Natasha Richardson's Death
- Reports of LeAnn Rimes cheating on her husband, Dean Sheremet, just got juicier: Sheremet's family members called in to a radio show this morning to announce that he is gay. [Perez Hilton]
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Lindsay Lohan Skips Court
- Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]
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Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]
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Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez: Domestic Violence?
- Has the fighting between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony has turned physical? Yes, according to Star.
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Guy And Madonna Call A Christmas Truce
- Guy Richie and Madonna have agreed to put their custody battle aside for one day in order to spend Christmas at Richie's estate, so that their children can spend the holiday with both parents. [DailyMail]
