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more about #channukah more comments → Ms Meghan: I approve of the choice in picture for this article. Also I would like to add this (for anyone who's read the book): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! more » pesematology: "But, half-assed! cry the critics" I thought this was what people usually say about Hanukkah in general? It's basically an apocryphal holiday, and no... more » logruszed: I'm so sick of people representing my community making an issue out of something that isn't even a high holiday. The only reason Chanukah gets so much... more » NotChoinski: Did the Social Secretary invite herself? more » Sharona: Speaking of the White House, Our baby son's hair is getting quite long and, although I want to cut it, my husband likes it the way it is. My mother... more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: Did they invite the Black Eyed Peas to perform? "Fill up my cup (Drank!) Mazel tov (La chaim!)" more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): None of them Muslims can get Hanukkah right. more » andBegorrah: Just imagine how embarrassed they'll all be when someone tells them that Hanukkah is by far not the most important holiday on the Jewish calendar. more » funnyface: I can't believe no one has had Rabbi Shmuley of Shalom in the Home weigh in on the matter. more » TransFat: Levi Shemtov, ladies and gentleman! Straight from the Borcht Belt and into our hearts. Goodname by the way. more » morninggloria: Hanukkah? I believe that's an old, old wooden ship. From the Civil War era. more » boobookitteh: And Teh Crazy miraculously lasted eight nights... more » slightlyhardup: All I want now are latkes. Lots and lots of latkes. I don't care if I have them at the White House or at my Bubbe's apartment, I just want my latkes! more » girlwonder: Imma let you finish screaming, cartoon latke. But then I'm going to put some cartoon sour cream on you and eat you up. more » wordinedgewise: Baruch Oybama. more » -
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Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
It may be "one of the hottest holiday events for the nation's Jewish elite," but the December 16th menorah-fest has been called a half-assed exercise in "studied callousness." Others have just invoked latkes. A lot. More »
