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more about #cereal more comments → cand86: Quite honestly, hearing the words "teacher" and "caught", and "sex", in the same sentence, I can only feel relief on realizing that it's between adult... more » colormeroutine: I went to that high school, and one of those women was my teacher for two years. This really does not surprise me at all. Nor do I feel that bad for h... more » m.e. stijl: Okay, sensationalist news editors, I know you want to get your senssses on, but this headline is severely misleading: "Woman Sues Over Drunken Leg Am... more » d000505: Am I the only one who noticed the lede: "A western Pennsylvania woman who drank herself unconscious celebrating her 20th birthday says a hospital did... more » Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: And Ms. Brito and Ms. Mauro thus fulfilled around 75% of their male students' teenage fantasies. more » thelaurenator: Okay. Wow. This is a lot of messed up shit. First, I think that drunk, passed out woman at the hospital should sue the pants off that hospital. Her f... more » queen_caribbean: I read the actual article about the teachers, and am I missing something? What was the proof that they were "getting busy"? It doesn't even say to wha... more » BuffySummers: They didn't notice someone sitting in the exact same position--on the floor in their emergency room--for 12 hours? I'm sure hospitals get crazy and bu... more » Bitingpika: The teacher story blows my mind. Last spring, I walked down the hall of the middle school where I teach with my skirt tucked into my underwear. I no l... more » TrudysHats: The girl with the amputated legs was not sitting on them for 12 hours in the emergency room. She was sitting on them at home for 12 hours, then was f... more » LoSpaz: Would the story about the teachers have been written if it were a heterosexual couple? I doubt it would have been written in the style it was - talkin... more » nobodyr: Jesus Christ... I really cannot comprehend that first story. What kind of teachers have sex in their goddamn school during school hours? Seriously? more » itsonreserve: While it sucks, if I were a newspaper editor I'd jump ship too. There is no way I'd want to be on the sinking ship of print media right now. more » labeled: I prefer the "hot grits and cast iron skillet" wildly-inappropriate revenge tactic myself. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Okay, the malpractice case? I was sitting here all judgmental and "oh cry me a river, you were drinking underage passed out you weenie...OH HOLY SHIT... more » -
#leftovers
Teachers Caught In Intimate Moment • Texting Is "The New Lipstick On The Collar"
• Two teachers have been removed from their jobs at a Brooklyn high school after they were caught undressing in an empty classroom. Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were getting busy during a talent show when a janitor walked in. More » -
#breakfastofchampions
Cereal Choices For The High, Drunk, And Old
One of the glib reasons my parents would give for leaving their native U.S. to raise their brood in New Zealand was always, "We didn't need the 50 kinds of breakfast cereal." Clearly, they just lacked this handy flowchart! [EatingTheRoad] -
#cerealkillers
Shut Up, Special K
It's "bathing suit season" again, and you know what that means: it's time for Special K to make you feel bad about your body while pushing their ridiculously unrealistic cereal-based meal plan. Whatever, Special K. More » -
#nuts
No Cereal For Young Men
Grape-Nuts is shooting for that coveted men 45-and-over demographic. Says "insights director" Kelley Peters, "Men aspire to it...It's strong and stern, the father figure of cereals." [WSJ, Gawker] -
#testtosterone
Strong Enough For A Man
Grape-Nuts is targeting men - or energetic oldsters - with a new, testosterone-fueled campaign. "When you tackle something tough at work or at home, that doesn't just take know-how — that takes Grape Nuts." [WSJ] -
#leftovers
Peanuts Parents Secret Revealed • Ann Coulter's Book Sales Slump
• Mental Floss reveals how Peanuts producers made that weird sound that plays when adults are talking on the Charles Schultz cartoons. The secret involves a toilet plunger. • More » -
