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more about #cellphones more comments → Jeremy: I...don't think I've ever sent x's to a male friend via text. I'm far more likely to lick the camera and send them a shot of my taste buds. I blame ... more » blazedom: I get so annoyed when I get texts like that. We are not 13! It does not take any time or effort to type up full words! Words that I don't have to decr... more » o-line: Maybe they all really enjoy the British band The xx. Or, maybe xx is text for fistbumps. #metrotextuals more » Scout: I have a feeling that all (most) posts here in this thread will look as though Hortense had a field day with "disemvowling" #metrotextuals more » hydrogen_jukebox: I still type texts in full sentences, with correct grammar, punctuation and spelling. I did even when I had a phone without a qwerty keyboard. Yes, it... more » AthertonMerriweather: I hate texting. I used to hate talking on the phone, but now I hate them both. I may have to revert to carrier pigeon. #metrotextuals more » Newsgirl: lol wtf. idk. wut about oo? hugz r nice 2! #metrotextuals more » fictitious: this is a very, very British thing to do, for men and women. I have questioned my friends to no end to figure out "x" sign-off etiquette. It no long... more » PaigeTurner: over at verizon we prefer metatextuality. #metrotextuals more » thoughtthinker: wuts da pt uv typin like dis wen iphones hav ez 2 use keybordz dat let u typ full wrds ? LoL techNOlogY?! #metrotextuals more » CurtCole: Wait, are you saying all of these straight dudes don't want to make out with me?!? Suck it, T-Mobile, that's why I use AT&T. more » GreyCat: wELl, I pERsOnAllY NeeD a stUdY to tElL Me wHy pEoPLe tYpe LIkE tHiS. #metrotextuals more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: U R GEENYUSS ANNA That is all. #metrotextuals more » sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: My boyfriend and I are both semi-refuseniks. My cell phone is about 6 years old and hardly on. I don't want to answer calls or listen to messages beca... more » limber: I'm a texting refusenik (unless you're sending me a number, street address, or name that I would have to write down anyhow, fucking call me!). But th... more » -
#kissandtell
"Metrotextuality" Even More Absurd Than "Sexting"
T-Mobile: yr recent study sez "metrotextual" dudes txt kisses 2 each other (ie xx). whatevs. plz stop w lame studies n ridiculous neologisms. kthxbai. [Reuters] -
#missedcalls
Cell Phone "Refuseniks" Are The New Contrarian Assholes
Today's Times identifies yet another way to be both hip and annoying: be really hard to reach. That is, don't have a cell phone. More » -
#leftovers
"Plumber" Wants To Attack Pelosi • Oprah's "Power List" Revealed
• Joe The Plumber is pissed at Nancy Pelosi, so pissed that he would like to "beat" her: "Those kind of people, I usually took behind the woodshed and just beat the livin' tar out of ‘em." Charming. • More » -
#whatwomenwant
A Diamond Is Forever: Sony's New Cell For Women Doesn't Come In Pink
Sony Ericsson has finally figured out what women want in a cell phone! Its Jalou phone is shaped like a diamond and features a mirror, horoscope application, and pedometer to "see how far you have walked while out shopping." More » -
#realitybites
Intervention: Pizza And Texting
For most of us, "pizza and texting" sounds like a quiet weekday evening at home, but for heroin addicted Joey—featured on last night's episode of Intervention—the two are anything but. More » -
