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more about #celinedion more comments → andBegorrah: (Oh please OH PLEASE tell me the caption for this, posted right above a story with Suzanne Somers in the picture, was intentional. Pretty, pretty plea... more » Mary McCarthyite: Her shoes are interesting ankle-snappers, yes. But what is going on with the retreating couple in the background? I'd like to see their outfits in the... more » pesematology: Nice to know that being six feet tall makes you immune to weight gain? more » pinkcrickets: Well said, Viggo! You just got sexier. more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Oh man. I always wondered what it was Charlton Heston felt like at the end of "Planet of The Apes." After reading that item about Jessica Simpson an... more » ___: I think its hugely ironic that the Democrats are still so focused on Sarah Palin while Obama's approval rating just dropped below 50% for the first ti... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Jessica's friends have the problem? No. I have the problem. Attack me if you want for gettin' all serious about this... but Billy Corgan cannot date J... more » jcb820: Sigh, Viggo. Smart+well-informed+multi-lingual+cheekbones= welcome to my fantasy land. more » Kayleigh R. Carter: You know what? You know what? Fuck these people who are tired of Jessica because she's had too many boyfriends. Oops! I forgot women were supposed to ... more » madeofawesome: No wonder Jess has such a hard time keeping her shiz together. Her friends are bishes. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: No, Dennis, I don't expect you to do it because I barely remember who you are. more » DinosaurDanceParty: I don't really follow Russell Brand but everything I read that he says kind of annoys me. Like he is thinking maaaannn am I OUTRAGEOUS! My girlfriend'... more » Snacky_Onassis: Call me when Jessica Simpson is dating Adam Green... Until then, yawn. more » hughman: i would never in a million years have pictured Susan Sarandon as the grandmother in Lovely Bones. i was always thinking an Elaine Stritch type. god i... more » midwesternmom: Any UK Jezzies can correct me on this, but didn't Bob Geldof end up with custody of his ex-wife's daughter by Michael Hutchence? Kinda odd to be slam... more » -
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Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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Kathy Griffin Stars In Kate Is Enough: The Kate Gosselin Story
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kathy Griffin shared the trailer at left for her (sadly fake) Kate Gosselin biopic. It's probably the only Lifetime movie we've ever wanted to see, especially since Jon Gosselin is played by George Takei. More » -
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Real Housewife Nene's Stripper Past; Celine Dion Pregnant
- Nene of Real Housewives Of Atlanta has written an autobiography called Never Make The Same Mistake Twice. She gets real snippy about her "friend" Kim Zolciak, saying:
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#offthewall
Celine Dion's Michael Jackson Impersonation Is Really, Really Bad
Michael Jackson's memorial service was a surprisingly tasteful affair, which was probably for the best. However, we still wish Celine Dion would have shown up to reprise her performance of "Bad." Clip at left. [Buzzfeed] -
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Tilda Swinton Dresses To Impress; Let Us Now Praise Great London Fashion
- Tilda Swinton, one of the few celebrities who can actually pull off avant-gard fashion, looks predictably stunning on the cover of Another Magazine. [Stylefrizz]
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Belly Shirts For American Dudes; dVb By Victoria Beckham Dropped
- Yes, it's fashion week, yes, there are better things to talk about, and yes, we'll get to them after the jump, but first: Toby Keith's clothing line debuted. It's worse than we thought. [TMZ]
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Kate Moss Is Either Knocked Up Or Full Of Beer
Kate Moss is three months pregnant, says a paper with a questionable reputation. But! More »
