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    ceejeemcbeegee is not here: So Jeb...7 years trumps 225 years? more »
    PrettyPrettyPrincess: Only thing worse than inexplicable movie sex in bra is uncomfortable-looking movie scene in which girl wakes up and gets out of bed with bra on (eithe... more »
    The Queen of No: It can't be good that the Dwight quote reminds me a lot of my recent ex... hahaha. more »
    s_ve: I'd like to break down the meaning of life, in three simple rules: 1. Treat people the way you would like to be treated 2. Don't fuck up 3. Smile, eve... more »
    Mediokra: I always kinda loved the "What I've Learned" celebrity features in Esquire. But then, they probably appeal to me because I've never liked reading long... more »
    Yitzhak: I always thought Paris Hilton looked like celery. more »
    YourScreenplaySucks: I also liked Eminem's "I don't know where to go to meet a nice girl. If you've got any tips, clue me in." It always amuses me when assholes puzzle ove... more »
    MyNameIsChris: Yeah... we avoided another serious attack on American soil. Great... So there was only that one little one in NYC. Which is one more than any presiden... more »
    DangerMouse: Wow. Meaning of Life fail. This is, at best, meaning of liff. more »
    rosasparks: Jeb Bush - Oh, stop. Just.Stop. Eminem - that's almost deep, but yet, I'm still befuddled and a tad annoyed by that comment. Shepherd Smith - Yes, we ... more »
    TheFormerJuneBronson: I believe I've learned that Paris Hilton defies comprehension, so it's best just to be amused when she's not being boring. Hey, baby, did anyone ever ... more »
    sassyredhead: I am in complete agreement with Chloe Sevigny! I always wonder about that too. Cause I am pretty sure I have never had sex with just my bra on. more »
    SevenNationArmy: If they're going to include quotes from a TV show...how the hell do you leave out Arrested development? How? more »
    anonymiss: clint eastwood is spot on! why is that chloe sevigny quote bothersome? more »
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  • #wordsofwisdom

    The Meaning Of Life: Brought To You By Clint Eastwood, Esquire

    Esquire has helpfully compiled quotes from 10 celebrities on the meaning of life. More »