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more about #celebrities mashkitten: "She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts." Contradictory, isn't it? She supports a ton of fundrais... more » Keep it cool: OHMYGOD FOR THE LAST TIME SOCIALISM IS NOT A BAD THING AND IS NOT COMMUNISM. /end political science major rant more » lalaland13: Who the hell is this bitter-ass source? Jon Voight? You wish, sir. I mean, Angie could have issues with the POTUS, but I would think she would express... more » Ri_L: "socialist" People keep using that word. I don't think it means what they think it means. more » Bettiespork: I believe it. Besides, Brad's going back to Jen any day now, they text each other all the time ya know! :) more » Thus Spake KATE!: i dont believe this. more » kookla: Really, US Weekly? Hate is such a strong word. more » Biku: I love how the word "socialism" is still linked to Godless Pinko Commie Soviets in a lot of American minds and not, say, happy, healthy, peaceful Norw... more » missbananafish: Isn't Angelina in love with Ayn Rand? more » abagatelle: I know I'm opening myself up for criticism by sourcing Public Enemy Perez Hilton, but I remembered a picture of Brad Pitt riding a bicycle with a hand... more » nicnack74: Would someone please explain to me what is wrong with Socialism? We have been living in a Socialist society for years! The least we can do as a peop... more » Colander: Uh, I would just like to say that Ms. Jolie lives in a country that comes way closer to socialism than America does (France, who are not socialist, ju... more » redqueenmeg: I was SO UPSET when my nice movie magazine PREMIERE shut down and they replaced my subscription with this trash. Then US WEEKLY tries to CALL ME AT H... more » NefariousNewt: The Obamas, more than meets they eye! The Obamas, Socialists in disguise! more » Triana Orpheus: Well then that means she and Brad haven't slept together since November 4, 2008. There goes my sexy unicorn fantasies. more » otterpops: Cue Obama laying in bed, watching Gia, one tear slowly coursing down his cheek. "How can I make her love me again? How??" he whispers softly to himself. more » noisy doll: Not that I think Angelina actually said that quote, but a lot of rich conservatives are not opposed to freely giving to charity. It's more that they w... more » sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Well fuck you too Angelina. more » jenny_dreadful: Ha, ha, this here comment from US Weekly is amazing: "Her dislikenment of Obama and consideration of him as a socialist is probably what restarted he... more » PaintedTrollop: This is a load of bat guano. If ONLY Obama were any kind of a socialist! Instead, he's a timid, centrist, corporate lickspittle Dem. more » -
#grainofsalt
Obama's Approval Rating Down Among Pouty-Lipped Mothers Of Six
No, not her. Us Weekly claims Angelina Jolie "hates" Obama. A "source" says, "She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise." [Us] -
#sexlivesandvideotape
Like Carrie Prejean, Sex Tapes Are Narcissistic, Ultimately Boring
Carrie Prejean may have called her sex tape "the biggest mistake of my life," but according to Salon, we are totally over watching celebrities bone. More » -
#photofinish
Is The Anti-Paparazzi Measure Fair?
About two weeks ago, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a new law allowing civil lawsuits against media outlets that commission or publish illegally taken photographs. This should be interesting. More » -
#mothersuperior
White (Wo)Man's Burden: Madonna, Malawi, & Celebrity Activism
On Monday, Madonna broke ground on a new school project in Malawi; today, she takes to the Huffington Post to ask for donations. Her megawatt star power helped engage media attention - but are high profile celebrities actually hurting progress? More » -
#showbiz
The Man On Nikki Finke's "Most Powerful Women In Hollywood" List
Elle magazine's Women in Hollywood issue includes a "Power List" by Nikki Finke — the woman (who writes like a man") behind Deadline Hollywood. The blog Women In Hollywood zeroes in on Finke's list, which has one man on it. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
- Kate Gosselin says her kids have been misbehaving lately and, "I'm trying to give them the grace to see, if they're acting out of line, I'm trying to look deeper into why that is, why the kids are acting out..."
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#wags
Watch Out Victoria Beckham: African WAGs are Putting a Stylish Foot Forward
The Wives and Girlfriends (WAGs) of Footballers (soccer players) enjoy a sort of notoriety in the press. Victoria Beckham is by far the most famous, but a new crop of African women are showing off their glamor as well. More » -
#thegirlieshow
30 Rock: Reaching Out To "Real America"
Last night on the season premiere of 30 Rock, Jack announced that, to boost ratings, TGS needed to pander to middle America (or, as he put it, trick "racecar-loving wide loads into watching your lefty, homoerotic propaganda hour"). More » -
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#clips
Anderson Maintains Charm While Bragging About Jeopardy Prowess
While guest hosting Regis and Kelly today Anderson Cooper revealed that he, like Regis Philbin, has won Celebrity Jeopardy. The difference, says AC, is that he won by "many thousands of dollars." Clip at left. -
#teachesofpeaches
Real Housewives: Kim Claims She Wears A New Wig Each Day
Kim's prototype for her wig line is ready! She says that she was previously wearing a new $430 wig every day, meaning she spends $151,360 a year on that acrylic mess. We call bullshit. More » -
#goodbadugly
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Keep A Child Alive's 6th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Padma Lakshmi at NYC's Hammerstein Ballroom, was BIG. Like, Halle-Iman-Kerry-Estelle-John-Mayer-plus-serious-clothes Big. I mean, how you gonna help keep children safe and sound in second-rate duds? More »The StyleA Child Alive -
#dirtbag
Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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#clips
Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
In honor of Monty Python's 40th anniversary the entire cast appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning... including Graham Chapman, who died in 1989. Clip at left. -
#snapunhappy
New Anti-Paparazzi Law Unlikely To Shut Down Megan Fox Pipeline
Governor Schwarzenegger has signed a bill that would make it illegal for paparazzi to take unauthorized photos of stars in "personal or familial activity.'' But will this really curb our insatiable desire for pics of Megan Fox and other luminaries? More » -
#ladmagmadness
10 Hottest Muslim Women? Is this Really How We Celebrate Ramadan?
"There is nothing that I love more than a man that sees "ethnic" women as another check mark on an international bingo card." Sara from Muslimah Media Watch hysterically takes down Complex's "The 10 Hottest Muslim Women." [MMW] -
#surfingvssorrow
How Come Jennifer Aniston Is Lonely, But Cameron Diaz Is "Lucky"?
In today's Guardian, Hadley Freeman asks why Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston — both unmarried, famous, and over 35 — get such different treatment in the press. More » -
#starsjustlikeus
Celebrity Wedding Planners Lead Crazy Lives, Need Their Own Rom-Com Immediately
"It's like a military operation," says one celebrity wedding planners in a fascinating look into their top-secret machinations. Because if Chesea Clinton is, indeed, secretly getting married, apparently the whole thing's been carried off with painstaking precision. More » -
#namegame
What Do People's Online "Personas" Say About Them?
Personas, part of the Metropath(ologies) art installation on display at the MIT Museum, generates a visualization of a person's online identity. We entered a few famous names to see if the internet knows something about them that we don't. More » -
#adlibs
Celebrities Model & No One Cares
In a recent poll, 78% of respondents said that seeing a celebrity in an ad doesn't affect them one way or the other, when it comes to buying what's being shilled. And yet! We're inundated with this crap. [AdWeek] -
#thebeautymyth
Prominent Feminist Explains Why Angelina Jolie Is Best Thing, Ever
Angelina Jolie was named Forbes' "most powerful celeb in the world" last week. Naomi Wolf, in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar (?) thinks it's cuz Brangie "brings together almost every aspect of female empowerment and liberation." Or something like that.
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