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more about #cbs CaptainFumbles: Ok I am going to sound VERY naive here. I have never had a pap smear and don't know what that duck bill shaped thing is, but is that going where I thi... more » Cimorene: Actually I have a serious problem remembering to do stuff like this. And I recently had an abnormal pap (second year in a row...) and keep not calling... more » MargaretMoony: This reminds me, this weekend I read a "erotic" story about a girl hooking up with the doctor giving her a annual physical. Yeah, no. more » sybann: I am SO glad you noticed this one! I hollered at the set last night. This is a present one gives to oneself. THAT. IS. ALL. more » BetteD: And it really does count as a present, especially if your health care doesn't cover it! more » Snowbunny: On one hand, if some man in my life can get me in to see the lady doctor sooner than four months down the road, that would be nice. On the other hand... more » Ginmar Rienne: How do you, er, box up a PAP smear? Also, smear makes me think of a mess on the kitchen counter? And....Oh, God, no, not the first thing on a Monday m... more » LazarusDadless: My husband and I saw the "give the gift that Santa can't give" version and the "schmear/Hanukkah" version last night. Though they are both creepy as ... more » LutherNipperkin: Ok, this is a little weird, but the idea is that men should care about the lady-parts health of the women they care about rather than be squeamish abo... more » Marla Singer: This is like the evil, grown up sibling of getting clothes for Christmas as a child. more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: That thing reminds me of Crow from Mystery Science Theater 3000. I guess as far as robots go, I'd rather have him up my ladybits than, say, Bender fro... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: I think this ranks with bad gifts somewhere between tickets to a nickelback concert and a membership to weight watchers. more » Tchotchke: To be fair, I regularly schedule appointments with a proctologist around the holidays for the men that I love. Nothing says, "I'm thinking of you," qu... more » Tartan_Tart: It's just a stocking stuffer! And a stocking is also a speculum cover (an easy and cheap way to get festive at the gyno's office). more » whynotshesaid: Yes, because historically it's women who are reluctant to get health care... more » boobookitteh: Did that guy on the hannukah one really just say 'schmear'? *puts down bagel* more » netfe: you guys, i know it looks like a happy clear plastic duck. but really- not so much. more » Maritsa: This commerical is SO WEIRD. I saw the one where some actor whose name I don't know counsels men to schedule their partner's paps for them. . . as a p... more » KatyLou: I'm pretty sure that if I'm old enough to get a pap smear I'm old enough to schedule it my own damn self. Thanks, though. Great gift, honey. more » rangerous: The Chanukah-themed one was even more offensive that the Christmas one. www.cbs.com/cbs_cares/pap_smear/ more » -
#smearcampaign
"Give Her The Gift That Even Santa Can't Deliver"
CBS Cares has a special message for ladies - and the men who love them. Get a pap smear, or schedule one for a woman you care about. Nice sentiment, but this is a recipe for serious present face. [CBS] -
#hairyissues
Hair Apparent
This morning Asha Mandela broke the Guinness World Record for longest dreadlocks on a woman with one strand measuring in at 19 feet, 6 inches. She told The Early Show that her hair weighs over three pounds. [CBS] -
#dirtbag
Letterman In "Sextortion" Plot; Kanye & Gaga's Tour Canceled
- Last night, David Letterman revealed that a CBS News employee is accused of trying to extort $2 million from him because he had sexual relationship with female employees.
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#cutecritters
Dog Reunited With Family After Car Accident
CBS's Early Show told the story of Ella, a dog who was in a car accident with her owners. For two weeks Ella stayed at the crash site collecting her family's belongings, which led to their reunion. Clip at left. -
#afootandaleg
Morning Shows Face Off On How To Solve The Cankle Crisis
Have you been up all night crying over yesterday's frontpage Wall Street Journal exposé that cankles are hideous and offensive to those around you? Bad news: the morning shows are refusing to drop the story. More » -
