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more about #cavemen MargaretMoony: But are they Cro-magnon, Neanderthal, or Sapiens Sapiens? more » Sunshineyness: I actually just watched the film version of Clan of the Cave Bear with Darryl Hannah not too long ago. Not bad actually. more » Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Anna, I love you for the Jean Auel reference alone. I'm an Archaeology and Anthropology student, and although some of the information she uses in thos... more » Hiroine Protagonist: Funny, I can't see her cave-penis. more » SleeplessNights: This is what my 10 year old son and I will look like after a long weekend of hanging out at home, eating leftovers and not showering or brushing our h... more » vogueisover: Ayla and Jondolar, discovering fire stones. more » ihateyourescalade: Sarah Palin and Glen Beck discuss their plans for 2012? more » Jack_Burton: I hate to see young people suffer. Someone should just give them their extra ticket to Phish. more » badmutha: OMG, I hate it when the kids take photos when we are cooking on Thanksgiving and then post them on the interwebs! I didn't even have any makeup on. more » KatrinSedai: The Clan of the Cave Bear is such a cool book. Not talking about those who followed though... ! Imagine having to comb your hair back after this... Y... more » FrannyR: First of all, a woman can't be a caveMAN. Secondly, I don't understand why caveppl are always depicted with bush, unkempt hair. Considering they decor... more » rodmanstreet: He looks like he's making a Groucho Marx joke: "I'd like to join a club and beat you over the head with it! Wokka wokka!" (With a little Fozzie Bea... more » femme-bot: I smoke cigs, those just make me feel like a fancy French person. But I guess "bring out the Frenchman in you" doesn't sound quite as cool. more » BabyJane: Why is he carrying a giant parsnip? more » TransFat: Jokes on him. He's holding a giant sweet potato. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I like all the horned animals in the background. Just in case you forget that, you know, there's a penis. more » Dodgergirl: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes, it's a penis. more » futuremouse: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... except when it's a penis. more » linnyt is a walking clichĂ©: Why would you want the caveman brought out in you? To show how primitive you are? more » FroderickFronkensteen: "Man, I love my penis and all the disproportionate advantages it offers me." more » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"There's A Man-Sized Feeling Of Power In Smoking A Cigar…"
How exactly does it "bring out the caveman"? Why is she the one in a Jungle Jane ensemble? And aren't the club and the cigar phallic symbols? So many questions. [Vintage Ads] -
#pastperfect
(Stone) Age Of Innocence: Cave Man Fantasies
Screw vintage. The alleged new nostalgia is for "a much earlier epoch: the Pleistocene, when humans lived in small hunter-gatherer groups and didn’t worry about high cholesterol." More »
