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more about #cats more comments β lisas: I do the squeaky voice specifically to piss off the cat. I've never had a cat that couldn't be driven to tail-lashing annoyance in like 2 seconds with... more » Snowbunny: I trust my cat to tell me how he likes to be pet, Maryjean. I think he knows what he likes better than you do. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Poor Henry/Pookie looks really uncomfortable. He's like, Bish, this stuff is private! I don't do the talkshow circuit, broadcasting all the ways you d... more » Dorilys: All I can think about is that the cat looks so MAD in that screen grab! more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Funny, when I pet my pussy I do all three of those things. It's always seemed to enjoy it... more » sportz.star: Ahhh, pussy control. more » PilgrimSoul: Some people pet their cats (ahem) with only their fingertips? that's weird. I speak to my cat in French. (She's from Montreal and her papers were i... more » I, Zombie Normal: If there's one thing I know how to do, it's pet my own puss. Zing! more » Penny: She rocketed to Internet fame for this? I have never heard anyone talk to a cat like that. A baby, maybe. Also, I am of the mind that cats just lik... more » BetteD: I think it can be stated definitively that the high squeaky voice employed by Ballner at the end of this clip is an affront to all life forms with any... more » JLady: Eeek. That kitty is so cute. In an attempt to be relevant, though, this comic pretty much sums up the affects of LOLCats, IMO: [xkcd.com] more » Lymed: That cat is the singular reason people believe cats suck out your soul while you sleep. more » dirtybee: This one has to be a classic as well! I had a similar version as a kid :-) more » wtfox?!: This one is from 1905. Or it would be if it was showing up, wtf. Anyway: [en.wikipedia.org] But I think I will now say "It must be so!" more often, ... more » whats_in_a_name: Looks like basement cat to me. more » -
#clips
Cat Massage Master Gives Dave Letterman Puss-Petting Tips
Cat massage expert Maryjean Ballner, who rocketed to internet fame when Everything Is Terrible posted her how-to videos, was on Letterman last night, where she informed Dave and the world that we've been petting cats wrong all our lives. More » -
#lol
Know Your LOLCat History
And lo, a kitten was once paired with a caption. And it was good. [Boing Boing] -
#cattales
Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping
A recent study (sponsored by Purina, ahem) put cameras on housecats and found that they only sleep 6% of the day, the same amount of time they spend "looking at television, computers, DVDs or other media." More » -
#catpower
Maxin' And Relaxin'
BuzzFeed user "Everyday is Caturday" rounded up the best pictures of cats just doing what they do best: chillin'. It's really inspiring - cat nap, anyone? [BuzzFeed] -
#catfancy
An Extended Look Inside The Lives Of "Crazy" Cat Ladies
In her documentary Cat Ladies, Christie Callan-Jones unravels the stories behind the cultural stereotype of single women "whose lives and self-worth have become intractably linked to cats." Last Friday, Callan-Jones appeared on 20/20 to discuss what makes cat ladies "crazy." More » -
#clips
GMA Goes "Inside The Secret World Of Cat Ladies"
Today GMA previewed tonight's 20/20 on the documentary Cat Ladies. Elizabeth Vargas notes that one woman's "16 feline friends aren't making it easier for her to find a man," and claims, "99% of cat hoarders are women." Clip at left. More » -
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#filmschooled
Latex, Sex & A Burning Sensation: An Analysis Of Lady Gaga's New Vid
Oh. My. God. I love the "Bad Romance" video so hard. And I love it even more now that I've broken it down frame-by-frame and discovered the underlying themes and hidden meanings. Let's begin: More » -
#thecatpeople
"Are There Cat Gentlemen, Too?"
Lately, cat ladies have been in the news, prompting legislation, a documentary, and a new inquiry from Slate's "Explainer": "What's the deal with cat ladies?" And why are they always, well, ladies? More » -
#leftovers
"That's What Sets Me Apart, Boxing With The Lads" β’ Town Outlaws Owning More Than 3 Cats
β’ 23-year-old Katie Taylor has swiftly become Ireland's real life million-dollar baby, and possibly their best hope for the 2012 Olympics. Although women's boxing is a new sport, Taylor is already expected to win the gold. β’ More » -
#leftovers
Teens Sue Over Fallout From Sexy Pics β’ Harvard To Offer Class On The Wire
β’ Two teens from Indiana have brought a lawsuit against their school after they were barred from participating in school activities following the discovery of some racy pictures they posted on MySpace. β’ More » -
#leftovers
Pre-Teens Buying Into Slutoween? β’Β Arnie Signs Bill Commemorating Harvey Milk
β’ "It's going to be one happy Halloween for the Roman Polanskis of this world... This year, in a growing trend that is truly scary, fifth-graders are encouraged to dress like cheap hookers," claims the Daily News. β’ More » -
#lolfashun
I Can Haz Deeziner Clothings?
The thing we now realize fashion needs more of? Feline sizes. United Bamboo is totally on that, producing a calendar of its runway looks — on cats. We're not sure why they did this. But we love it. [Style.com] More » -
#kittywigs
Nobody Should Have To Choose Between Serious Journalism And Cats In Wigs
A Dallas news station interviewed Julie Jackson, author of the (intentionally) funny new book Glamourpuss: The Enchanting World of Kitty Wigs. It's especially funny when she talks about selling out to the kitty wig book industry. Clip after the jump. More » -
#lolbunnies
Day Without Cats
For many, today is a very dark and fearful day, for today is a day without cats. Urlesque has named September 9th a cat-free zone, opting to shift focus from ever-popular felines to another furry mammal: bunnies. [Time & Urlesque] -
#donotwant
Im In Ur Internet, Banning Ur Cats
Urlesque's Kelly Reeves finds cat videos, (particularly the one at left) annoying, so she's organized a Day Without Cats On The Internet on September 9. Message to Reeves' two cats: someone needs to put a hairball in her shoe. [Wired] -
#lolcats
Cat Says: F#Β’k Off.
An Australian man claims his cat, Mischief, can talk. "He can say seven words all up: mum, no, now, what, f—k, pr—k and why." The cat declined to talk to reporters, instead scratching his owner, then hiding. [News.com.au]
