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more about #catholic LaComtesse: Keep it up, Pope-y. You're just leading more and more of your flock to "Our Lady of Sleeping in on Sundays" and "St. Thomas Acondoms." more » morninggloria: Benedict bought me a one way ticket from Popetown to Godlessville on the Atheism Express long ago. more » DutchessOfDork: I have two words: Fuck You. more » sandie75: Man this is depressing. I think holding out any hope for reform or compassion in this papacy is futile. All I can do as a Catholic is continue to ... more » A Small Turnip: In so many ways, this feels like a distraction, a cognizant perversion of the abortion debate. While there may be a small number of Catholics who wou... more » BetteD: My response, in short: fuck the church. more » schweppes: In a world, though, where you truly believe that a fetus is a life worthy of the same respect/protection/etc as any other life, regardless of birth st... more » Ms. Crankypants: Can't the world just excommunicate the Pope? more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Dear Vatican, Fuck off and die. Respectfully yours, Ms. Skittles more » Interrobanging: I don't understand the logic of the Catholic church. Respect for all life..okay got it. So why is that the life of the fetus [ if you believe it's a l... more » Cafezinha: "The Church attaches the canonical penalty of excommunication to this crime against human life..." What is the penalty levied for the crime against h... more » sportz.star: Nothing says love of religion, faith in god, and respect for life like requiring a nine year old to endure pregnancy and near-certain long term debili... more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: It is very difficult for me to separate my appreciation for the Catholic church and my complete and utter dislike for the Pope. more » midwestdesigner: "We have laws, we have a discipline, we have a doctrine of the faith," the official says. "This is not just theory. And you can't start backpedaling j... more » MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: I seriously hope that, as the article said may happen, this DOES reignite the scandal in the world media. Ratzinger will fight any reasonable reform ... more » shorty63136: "The Church does not thereby intend to restrict the scope of mercy. Rather, she makes clear the gravity of the crime committed, the irreparable harm d... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Hey archbishop. Please know that I have compassion for your sperm, but will kick you in the balls anyway. more » nerdycellist: ... and Jesus said, " Dudes, rape as many ladies as you like - you won't be excommunicated!Suffer the little children to die a horrible, painful death... more » saintbernadette: I'm familiar with that biblical story, but I'd always heard the Church's modern take on masturbation differently: that doin' it is part of what keeps ... more » J.D.Regent: Right, so after all the lip service he has paid to the pro-choice movement (NOT ambiguously I might add) in the end women are just vehicles for male p... more » -
#roevworld
Vatican Reaffirms Compassion Is For Fetuses, Not Children
The Vatican issued a "clarification" to comments by Monsignor Rino Fisichella that Brazilian Archbishop Jose Cardoso Sobrinho should have tried some compassion in the case of the 9-year-old rape victim who had an abortion. In short: Fuck compassion. [Time] -
#monkeybars
Slate Writer Concocts Convenient Reason For "Pro-Life" Male Masturbation
Our favorite Slate writer, William Saletan, is a reasonable guy. He just wants to masturbate without the soul-crushing guilt associated with disobeying the will of God. As such, he's got a plan to make choking the chicken right with God. More » -
#justiceforhim
Why Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Should Resign
Catholic legal scholar and conservative Obama supporter Douglas Kmiec writes how the Pope's recent statement that Catholic theology obligates legislators and judges to work to undermine abortion law all but requires Justice Scalia to resign. More »
