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more about #catherinehardwicke more comments → BytheSea: Did she think the kittens would dance on cue? Or rather chew the rhinestones off her dress, climb the curtains, hide under the stage, and eat the conf... more » TheLittlestChicken: U2 nerd alert: Hamish Hamilton directed the Live from Boston DVD. It's well-filmed, well-edited, and the behind-the-scenes is funny. Maybe the Oscars ... more » apteryxawl: For a minute I was like "wait, I didn't know Josh from the West Wing is the guitarist in Aerosmith...weird." more » formergr: Huh, I actually interpreted the description above of Amy Winehouse's dad as his implying she possibly had a leaky heart valve, not a leaky implant. E... more » LoSpaz: Eff my career, I want to be Mariah Carey for a day. Kittens on demand? I don't even have HBO On Demand. more » willwriteforfood: How slow am I that I just figured out yesterday that Robert Pattinson was Cedric Diggory. Also, Jerry Seinfeld...um, what? Can someone parse that sta... more » PaintedTrollop: Dear Mr. Winehouse, Please stop talking about Amy's breasts. It creeps me and everyone else on the planet out. thx PaintedTrollop more » duetoprivacy: Mariah is suffering from Elmyra symptoms more » TheLemon: Countess LuAnn, have you read any of your boyfriend's books? His newest book, Millennium Girl, is about international female gold diggers. [www.amaz... more » BlondeGoddess: Team Burger. Just sayin'. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was one of the few bright little lights that justified television's existence.I get sad every time I think about it. more » BabyJane: Dear Mariah, The phrase raining cats and dogs is not meant to be taken literally. Much love, BabyJane more » whynotshesaid: Someone needs to explain to Kirsten Dunst that most of the stuff in the middle of the country is NOT located on the side of a highway. It sounds like... more » EdnasEdibles: Just skimming the headline I though it said "Amy's implants are demanding kittens" and I actually paused trying to figure out if you meant that she ac... more » PaigeTurner: mariah carey is secretly lisa frank. pass it on. more » -
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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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Variety: Maddow, Mad Men Influencing Entertainment
We scoured Variety's 12th annual Women's Impact Report, which recognizes the 50 female "movers and shakers" in entertainment, and learned Tina Fey may have been too honored this year, January Jones loves sharks, and Rachel Maddow is passionate about alcohol.
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Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
- Morgan Freeman is planning to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, who he raised since she was a child... if you believe The National Enquirer.
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Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In
- Kiefer Sutherland may be looking at a minor assault charge in NYC for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. The real problem?
