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more about #catfight LolaQuinn is full of beans: I love zombies. So this commercial really spoke to me. more » Slovenly Muse: HA! This is even better than that shoeshopper catfight on Supernatural! Erm... Worse. I, uh, definitely meant worse. ~cough~ If malls were really like... more » R_Claw: OMG, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Couldn't get through that. Holy hell. more » birdfeet: How do you get YOUR clothes? Seriously, though. That was too much. XP more » Dadadarling: My first thought was "how weird that I'm (as a German) reading about this on several American blogs but not on a single German one" and then realized ... more » ellaesther: Oh, for the love of.... I just.... Don't you...? I mean....! It's just so...! I'm speechless, is what I guess I'm saying here. What is this fuckery?! ... more » BabyJane: That ad earitated me. more » counterclockwise: That might explain why my roomie hasn't return from her shopping trip yet... more » zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: That bloody hand at the end is creepy :: shudder :: more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Maybe I'm not cut out for competitive shopping after all. Just can't see giving up an ear or a limb for a 50% off negligee. Kim Kardashian's Bentley, ... more » BearDownCBears: ...and THAT'S what happens when you adopt the metric system. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): "I can still shop! 'Tis only a flesh wound!" more » morninggloria: Germans have a way of making many things too intense. more » hatepaperdoll: Internet shopping isn't safe either. Get ready for some hard core spamming, everyone who bought the J. Crew "Beatrice" driving loafer in lemon, size 6... more » KiddyKat: That cami wasn't even that cute. Now the last slice of cake, THERE'S a fight I can get into. more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: I'm suing. This was clearly stolen from my short film, Elle Driver vs. T.J. Maxx: The Bargaining. more » dirtybee: This would be more believable if it were about shoes or books. more » badmutha: This must be that new reality show over there - Shopping with Zombies. "The show where 50% off is really a goodbye." more » SevenNationArmy: What the hell are they trying to sell? Another Saw movie? more » -
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German Ad Turns Shopping Into A Bloodsport
Everyone knows women fight over clearance items, but if you're in Germany, be warned: let her have it, lest she chomp your ear and beat you with your own dismembered arm. Clip at left. [Copyranter]
